You're a burglar. What are you stealing?

[lily_wall_]

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Their can opener.

 

[CheekyP]

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Panties. Thats a no brainer!!!!

 

[lily_wall_]

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A piece of their jigsaw puzzle

 

[ccs29745]

The TV remotes

 

[F3x0r]

All their USB-C cables

 

[English_guy_bkk]

The food thermometer

 

[English_guy_bkk]

And the kids college funds...let them sweep chimneys

 

[TheMrBurns]

All the pens that work.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Toilet paper

 

[PicassosPleasure]

Toothbrushes

 

[ccs29745]

The light bulbs

 

[Seadog777]

All the fuses out of their fusebox.

 

[Oldermom935]

There left shoes.

 

[InCNCestBangPie]

This thread is diabolical as shit.
These answers make me horrified and angry.

That said, oh I'm definitely stealing lotion. Walk around with cracked skin, bitches!

 

[likes2watchU]

The batteries out of everything except smoke detectors (or other safety devices).

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Easter eggs...

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Toothbrushes

Toothpaste to go with them.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

The batteries out of everything except smoke detectors (or other safety devices).

Nooo steal them as well

 

[English_guy_bkk]

The kids reading glasses

 

[cypressknee]

You wife’s dirty panties

 

[Oldermom935]

Screws for all the door knobs.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I'll just take the doorknobs.

 

[likes2watchU]

And the hinge pins
replace them with pretzel sticks to hold them in place - just

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Pharmaceuticals and liquor