Your worst date ever?

[pleaz_me]

Does one night out stick in your mind? One guy or gal that just absolutely turned you off of dating for awhile? Let's hear it... I know everyone's got to have at least one!




Mine would have to be this guy I met at the bar (yea yea.. worst pick-up place ever ) We went for breakfast after the bars closed and he was telling me about his kids. He ACTUALLY lets his son's girlfriend stay the night and sleep in HIS bed because he honestly believes they're not doing anything! Wow did that breakfast end quick... I think I had too much to drink because my tummy hurt all of a sudden

 

[koalabear]

do gunshot wounds count?........

 

[nowgirl]

the night consisted of:

dobermans

mortuary

4 dead bodies in various states of decay

embalming fluid

spaghetti dinner

invitation to germany

gay bar

 

[bi_cherrypie]

My first date ever was with a guy I worked with. He took me to his grandmother's birthday dinner, barely spoke to me the whole night... I had to talk to his mom... and then, when we were leaving he tried to kiss me... like he'd earned it!

 

[Scotters27]

Well a few years ago I was asked by a lady that I had been chatting with online if I wanted to come over for dinner. So being new to the area I said yes. In the middle of dinner her ex husband passed by and took his pick up truck and rammed it into my car. Talk about a bad date lol

 

[done_got_old]

I went out with a chiropractor I met online. We had agreed to meet at a movie theater that was located on the first floor of a hotel. I arrived first and sat in the lobby so I could see both doors. When I saw him shuffle in, I almost left.

He had said that he was 5'9".......well that day he was 5'4". Instead of being 59 he was more like 79. A good stiff wind would have blown him over. His hair was dyed black and his roots were showing. The worse part of the date was the movie......the geezer couldn't hear and kept asking me to repeat what was going on. That was the longest movie I ever sat through.

 

[Gracie29]

OMG, this is easy! The blind date from hell that I went on just the other week! The person that set us up neglected to tell the guy that I'm hearing impaired. The date saw my hearing aid and couldn't stop staring at it. It didn't seem to matter that my speech is perfectly fine or that I wasn't having any trouble understanding him - he started talking extremely slow and speaking to me as if I was stupid. Then when the waiter comes to take our order, my date tells him "Speak simply and slowly to her, her brain is damaged." The crowning point? He STILL tried to cop a feel!

 

[SeraphimFalls]

I had met a guy that I'd been dating a while at my house and we were 10 seconds from having sex on the couch when my mother and my sister pull up. And as if that wassnt bad enough. like a week later my mom walked in on me blowing him. You'd think she'd learn to knock. after that he didnt ever seem to be available. Convenient? I think so. lol

 

[nowgirl]

I went out with a chiropractor I met online. We had agreed to meet at a movie theater that was located on the first floor of a hotel. I arrived first and sat in the lobby so I could see both doors. When I saw him shuffle in, I almost left.

He had said that he was 5'9".......well that day he was 5'4". Instead of being 59 he was more like 79. A good stiff wind would have blown him over. His hair was dyed black and his roots were showing. The worse part of the date was the movie......the geezer couldn't hear and kept asking me to repeat what was going on. That was the longest movie I ever sat through.

do you remember the movie?

 

[koalabear]

do you remember the movie?

Knowing DGO my money is on Deep Throat........

 

[MidnightVixen]

Was many many years ago.I was prolly 18 or 19 or so.. A friend wanted to go out with this guy so , of course she didn't know him well, they decided Id go along and meet his friend ( blind date). I, being the easy going chick that I am.. LOL said " SURE" we went to see a Movie, I don't even remember what it was because the guy was such a train wreck that I stayed mostly in the lobby of the theater. He talked ALL through out the movie.. farting, laughing, joking.. telling LINES from the movie because he had seen it already!

Finally the movie ended and I meet up with my friend , her friend and The " train wreck".. we are walking out of the theater and he sees' a paper cup and runs and jumps on it screaming " Your dead!"

Well, needless to say, I was dropped off at home before curfew..LOL and he turns to me, and has his lips puckered up.. I look at him and take his hand to shake it " Good-night" I say.. then he asks for my phone number.. I quickly scamper through my thoughts and tell him " I'm sorry, I have no phone" I jumped outta the car and hit the ground runnin.

WOW, I hadn't thought of that in years.. Nice thread..lol

 

[Sassyfrass]

Well since I haven't dated in over 27yr......I'll have to get into Mr. Peabody's Time Machine......

Once I was drunk and went home with a guy in a band that was playing in the bar......don't ask me what happened....cause I don't remember.......

First date with hubby....he took me to one of his gigs.... I got drunk and puked in the parking lot at the end of the night......(classy eh ? )

 

[MidnightVixen]

Well since I haven't dated in over 27yr......I'll have to get into Mr. Peabody's Time Machine......

Once I was drunk and went home with a guy in a band that was playing in the bar......don't ask me what happened....cause I don't remember.......

First date with hubby....he took me to one of his gigs.... I got drunk and puked in the parking lot at the end of the night......(classy eh ? )

LOL Sassy, Ive had those " classy " dates too...

Once me and my now SIL, met these " Hot" guys at the forest preserve, we went to a bar after and we are sitting there drinking. They decided to buy shots of JD.. well, I pick mine up ( this is after multiple beers) and slam it down, no sooner did it go down then Im looking at the bathroom WAY across the bar.. I think well, I can take my chances on going over to the BR, or puke on the pool table.. I puked on the bar instead..

Ok, maybe IM the " train wreck"...LOL

 

[koalabear]

Was many many years ago.I was prolly 18 or 19 or so.. A friend wanted to go out with this guy so , of course she didn't know him well, they decided Id go along and meet his friend ( blind date). I, being the easy going chick that I am.. LOL said " SURE" we went to see a Movie, I don't even remember what it was because the guy was such a train wreck that I stayed mostly in the lobby of the theater. He talked ALL through out the movie.. farting, laughing, joking.. telling LINES from the movie because he had seen it already!

Finally the movie ended and I meet up with my friend , her friend and The " train wreck".. we are walking out of the theater and he sees' a paper cup and runs and jumps on it screaming " Your dead!"

Well, needless to say, I was dropped off at home before curfew..LOL and he turns to me, and has his lips puckered up.. I look at him and take his hand to shake it " Good-night" I say.. then he asks for my phone number.. I quickly scamper through my thoughts and tell him " I'm sorry, I have no phone" I jumped outta the car and hit the ground runnin.

Don't think I haven't forgot your rudeness either!!!!

 

[MidnightVixen]

Don't think I haven't forgot your rudeness either!!!!

ACK!! No it wasn't YOU .. nu uh. Your goofy but..

 

[Sassyfrass]

LOL Sassy, Ive had those " classy " dates too...

Once me and my now SIL, met these " Hot" guys at the forest preserve, we went to a bar after and we are sitting there drinking. They decided to buy shots of JD.. well, I pick mine up ( this is after multiple beers) and slam it down, no sooner did it go down then Im looking at the bathroom WAY across the bar.. I think well, I can take my chances on going over to the BR, or puke on the pool table.. I puked on the bar instead..

Ok, maybe IM the " train wreck"...LOL

I think I was drinking JD too......

 

[Joey3308]

Blind date....she was Polish, very burly and unshaven, no perfume, spoke no English and ate $85 worth of food http://www.cybergifs.com/faces/cryingsmiley.gif ...at least I think it was a she

 

[Azuldrgon]

My worst date ever happened back when I was in the military. Simply put, it involved me telling her I was getting discharged soon and it started an argument about me leaving that lasted a few hours. It was the beginning of the end for that one, but it lead me up here where I found my current one.

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

First and only time I went on a blind date. Met this guy online and decided based on our phone conversations he may be worth going out with. We had an agreement on not sending pics beforehand and I see now that was my mistake. I met him at a local restraunt. First off he was not even remotely attractive. Ok.. I can kinda get past that.. That is until he was rude to the waitress..This girl was bending over backwards to wait on us and NOTHING was right to him. After dinner he wanted me to come back to his home about an hour and a half away and spend the weekend. And he was being insistent. I finally got rid of him and never returned his calls.

 

[Dirty_Angel26]

Blind date....she was Polish, very burly and unshaven, no perfume, spoke no English and ate $85 worth of food http://www.cybergifs.com/faces/cryingsmiley.gif ...at least I think it was a she

Poor Joey

 

[Trombonus]

I don't know about a single date, but there was one that sticks out. So I'd been seeing this girl in NC (I'm in CA) and I'd flown out there for a week. Everything had been fine the first few days, and then things went completely to hell. We had gone to a theme park the day before I had to leave and we were having a great time, or so I thought. We were on our way back to the car and all of a sudden she starts walking away from me really fast. I had no idea what was going on, and tried to catch up to her, but she would have nothing of it. Eventually she reached a bathroom and went inside, leaving me to wait for her...for an hour. I just sat outside wondering what the hell was going on, confused as hell when she finally exited crying her eyes out.

She told me she couldn't drive home, which would have been ok except I didn't know how to drive at this point. I tried to comfort her and make her relax, but nothing worked. Then she told me why she was so upset. It was because I hadn't asked her to marry me yet. keep in mind this was like the second time I'd seen her in person, we'd spent all of two weeks together in person and had been dating for a little over a year. We were also still in college and she was 19 at the time!

So here I was thousands of miles from home, several hours from my hotel room even with this young woman who is completely freaking out on my. Eventually I managed to calm her down to an extent and get her to take us home, but I've never been so scared in my life.

Things just got worse from there, with her taking every opportunity to ask me why I hadn't asked her to marry me, or give me not so subtle hints. She went so far as to tell me her biological clock was ticking (at 19). I ended up making up excuses as to why I couldn't talk to her anymore, and eventually we just ended it. Too bad, because I really did love her. Who knows, if she hadn't gone all crazy on me...

 

[Azuldrgon]

Bumpin cause I know we all need to vent.

 

[nowgirl]

for some crazy reason put an ad on alt.com. met a guy - we chatted online quite a while - finally met for breakfast. he was gigantic. a gigantic jerry garcia (ummm... when jerry was alive).... ok - that's ok - big could be ok.... i was just surprised 'cuz the pic he showed me wasn't the guy before me......

however - as the breakfast progressed & he began talking about nipple clamps, butt plugs, floggers... i looked at my 2 eggs over easy & realized this was just a little too surreal. eggs & nipple clamps.... just wasn't working for me....

(ok ok - true.... it was alt.com.... not sure what i was expecting....)

 

[JagFarlane]

OMG, this is easy! The blind date from hell that I went on just the other week! The person that set us up neglected to tell the guy that I'm hearing impaired. The date saw my hearing aid and couldn't stop staring at it. It didn't seem to matter that my speech is perfectly fine or that I wasn't having any trouble understanding him - he started talking extremely slow and speaking to me as if I was stupid. Then when the waiter comes to take our order, my date tells him "Speak simply and slowly to her, her brain is damaged." The crowning point? He STILL tried to cop a feel!

Yikes! Heh had a gf, her sister was well..completely deaf and her fiance was able to hear only with an aid. OMG those two were sooooo damned cool! LOL would forget they weren't able to hear normally, she was that good at reading lips and he could keep up the translations rather quickly.