Your Theme Santa's

[noflames40]

I was thinking it would be more interesting if the mall would offer several Santa's instead of just one....kind of like Barbie.

So what would you offer?

Trailer Trash Santa? Comes complete with stained undershirt and optional beer can

Speedo Santa?

Let's hear some ideas from our creative, funny, wacky, Lit family!

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[stargazer]

How about a Mel Gibson Santa; you'd get me on HIS lap anytime!!!

 

[PowerOfOne]

This should get some customers to the mall.

 

[MissTaken]

How about Santa Dom? a BDSM ST Nick.

Sporting His whip and bedecked in leather with an elf kneeling at His feet?

 

[lilminx]

How about a vibrating Santa? That way, when you got on his lap to tell him what you wanted for Christmas, you'd get an extra thrill.

 

[PowerOfOne]

How about a vibrating Santa? That way, when you got on his lap to tell him what you wanted for Christmas, you'd get an extra thrill.

I am with you on that one, Lilminx. Where do you shop?

 

[lilminx]

Power of One, I have yet to find a Santa like that. Maybe we'll have to construct one?

BTW, I was going to just initialize your name, like I do with almost everyone else's here, but I realized what it would have been.

 

[PowerOfOne]

Power of One, I have yet to find a Santa like that. Maybe we'll have to construct one?

BTW, I was going to just initialize your name, like I do with almost everyone else's here, but I realized what it would have been.

Cym has already shortened it to POO which is fine and sometimes she calls me BG for bitchgoddess.. POO is fine, I take no offense.

 

[seth6138]

yikes.

jerry garcia Claus!!!!!

 

[noflames40]

Well, ladies....so far the line is getting longer as you each lap dance Santa. I've never seen grown women knock over little kids and cut in line before.

But, boy he sure has a goofy looking grin, doesn't he?

At this rate we'll have to buy him more cigarettes!

Miss Taken, BDSM Santa...too funny!

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[IA951]

Alright...

you've sucked me in...I'm pretty stoned and until the pizza get's here I need something to do...

Theme Santa?

are xmas colours not GREEN and RED?

stoner santa!!
santachronic?

 

[Rubyfruit]

lilminx, think the parents in line with kids would mind if I straddled the vibrating santa's thigh for a few minutes?

I'll wrap my arms around his neck and pretend to whisper what I want for Christmas into his ear.

 

[SGTBIGDOG420]

Re: Alright...

stoner santa!!
santachronic?

now thats a santa who knows what time it is.

 

[IA951]

Re: Re: Alright...

now thats a santa who knows what time it is.

fuck yeah man...
only problem..."santa, man , don't bogart that shit!"

...come on santa..hook me up...