Your so ugly...

[registered "^^"]

Your face is so ugly, it can make a train take a dirt road!

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

so ugly...

she was beaten with a ugly stick when she was a kid.

 

[Comshaw]

Yo' so damned ugly.....

You go swimmin', they have to skim ugly for two weeks after.

 

[beckbabe]

You're so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like you, I pinned a tail on it.

 

[Guest]

I know I'm ugly. Thanks for the reminder.

 

[SGTBIGDOG420]

Grammar lesson, pay attention dummies.
Sorry teacher I plumb fergot.


You're so ugly a peeping tom broke in the house and pulled down the shade.......

 

[xlc67]

You're so ugly, they push your face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

 

[xlc67]

You're so ugly, when you pass by the bathroom the toilet flushes

 

[Debbie]

your so ugly they didn't need to give a costume when you auditioned for Star Wars.

 

[xlc67]

You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror, the reflection ducks.

 

[miles]

So ugly she'd make a freight train take a dirt road.

 

[xlc67]

You're so ugly, your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

 

[cuz cracker]

you are so damn ugly well

you know that guy who looked like the south end of a north bound mule? you gave him a heart attack!