Your so ugly...

[xlc67]

Your so ugly, your mama (who is so fat) had to tie a porkchop around your neck just so the dog would play with you.....

 

[xlc67]

Oh yea, and your so ugly you've gotta sneak up on a glass of water...

 

[Laurel]

You were so ugly when you were born, yo mamma had to feed you with a slingshot.

 

[Problem Child]

i feel another hundred post thread coming on....

 

[bigrednz]

Your so ugly when u were a baby they had to tint the windows on your incubator.

 

[bigrednz]

You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

 

[xlc67]

Your so ugly, you must have fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down

HOOAHHH!!!!

 

[bigrednz]

Your so ugly you joined an ugly contest and they told you "Sorry, no professionals".

 

[Savage Kitten]

yo so ugly

that your mom sued the doc when you were born for pullin out her hemorhoid and callin it a baby!

 

[bigrednz]

You're so ugly when you were born your mama said "what a treasure" and your dad said "yes, lets go bury it".

You're so ugly they push your face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

You're so ugly the government moved Halloween to your birthday.

You're so ugly you make onions cry.

If ugly were bricks, you'd have your own projects.

You're so ugly even rice krispeys wont talk to you.

You're so ugly you turned medussa to stone.

You're so ugly your partner takes you to work just so she wont have to kiss you goodbye.

 

[xlc67]

Your so UGLY

Your so ugly....it looks like your face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with an ice pick

 

[Lancaster]

If ugly was a magazine, you'd be the centre-fold.

 

[xlc67]

If ugly was an inch, you'd be a mile

 

[LRC]

your so uuuuuuugly ......

they rub tree branches on your face to make ugly sticks.

 

[xlc67]

You are soooo ugly....

You are so ugly...

if ugly was a boat, you'd be an aircraft carrier

 

[Ask For More]

lol, i'm actually speechless from some of these!

 

[xlc67]

They say that beauty is only skin deep, but ugly is to the bone...

The bone I say....I say, yes....to the bone...

 

[beckbabe]

You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor thought your face was a butt and smacked it.

 

[xlc67]

Your so ugly....when you were born the doctor slapped your mother (who is sooo fat...)

 

[SGTBIGDOG420]

You so ugly you need two tickets when you go to the zoo, one to get the other to get out.




You so ugly when your parents left the pet store the alarm sounded.

 

[bigrednz]

You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!

 

[bigrednz]

You're so ugly when you were born, your mother (who is sooooo fat) saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"

 

[beckbabe]

You're so ugly you looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

 

[bigrednz]

You're so ugly your hair grows sideways to avoid seeing the front of your face!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Am I a little too perfectionistic? Do I really care?

Grammar lesson, pay attention dummies, there will be a test of the emergency broadcast system later. Recite your answer after the beep.

Your is possesive of you. Your Mama. Your choo-choo train. Your dog. Your thread. Your computer. Your prehensile tail. Get it?

You're is the contraction of You Are. You are soooooooo ugly. You're soooo ugly. You're so illiterate. You're so incomprehinsible. You're so sexy with that prehensile tail.

So, to recap:

You're so ugly that your mama swore off bestiality.