Your sexual postition

[MrKinkMaster]

If you were to have a sexual position named after you, what would it be named and how would it be done?

 

[Wiggles]

Imagine a woman getting fucked so hard that her upper body gets pushed off the bed, and she's keeping herself off the floor with her hands. Her legs are wrapped tightly around her lover. The man's in a kneeling position, hands against the wall, pounding her with everything he's got.

Yeah, that's mine.

Doing the Wiggle. If you really want to make it fit the name, imagine the lady wiggling a lot while she's thrusting.

Whatever, it's mine.

 

[c.fey]

the fey:

outside...the wind is blowing...its dark; no moon....she is laughing and trying to crawl away but he catches her by the hips and lays her face down in the long grass and slides his long cock into her.....

 

[Zamdrist]

Da' Zammy Fuck

Woman lying down, me between her legs, of course. Woman's leg's spread eagle, my hands around each of her ankles. Driving that pussy into the mattress, slapping that bottom...can't you hear it? Clap, clap, clap, clap...

 

[glamorilla]

The "Oh My God I need You to Top Me witrhout the usual Baggage position"?

 

[perks]

the rubber duck...

from behind...
cock in the ass, dildo in the pussy and fingers in the mouth

 

[MrKinkMaster]

these are great.. keep them coming

 

[Liontamr]

Woman on top. Nothing better than having riding.. grinding down on me while my hands are free to roam.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Well, I'm Pro Sex...so I guess that's my position...

 

[freescorfr]

I guess mine's the Free position - what seems best at the time.

 

[daniella469]

the Dunkin' Dani

You under me...I stand over you, looking down on you....place one foot on either side of you...lower myself... squatting over you...taking only your head in at first, to tease you (yes I am evil!!)....my back straight...lower and deeper..taking you...nothing else touching...just my wet pussy devouring your shaft inch by inch...over and over....I said Hands Off!!! LOL

 

[MrKinkMaster]

The more Evil, the better....... you'd have to tie me up.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

The man bending over with a woman about to do him from behind with a strapon....

"Deep Thoughts"

 

[daniella469]

The more Evil, the better....... you'd have to tie me up.

Hmmmmm... tie you up huh? And blindfold you? And let you wonder where you'll feel my mouth next? Oh my the endless possibilities wow I suddenly feel flushed LOL

 

[MrKinkMaster]

You're feeling flushed? I'm looking for my blindfold

 

[MechaBlade]

The one I fantasize most about that I never heard about or seen illustrated is a woman blowing a man while she is taking a dump. When the guy is dumping it's called a Blump, but when she's doing it, it should be a "Backwards Blump" (name I've been thinking of) or a "MechB."

Also others: When a woman is blowing a man and he is reaching around and fingering her asshole, preferably with his index finger. Or any time three people are performing oral sex on each other in some sort of Circle of Oral (can be FFF or FFM, or even FMM or MMM, but don't name it after me if you do the latter two only).

When you do these, you can call them the "MechB" or "MechaBlade" and be sure to tell your friends. And then do them to your friends.

Actually, I'd never suggest calling them after me, someone who's never done them and is too humble to need a sexual position named after them, but it would be really cool to have a position named after me.

MechB

 

[daniella469]

Or any time three people are performing oral sex on each other in some sort of Circle of Oral (can be FFF or FFM, or even FMM or MMM, but don't name it after me if you do the latter two only).

When you do these, you can call them the "MechB" or "MechaBlade" and be sure to tell your friends. And then do them to your friends.

MechB

LOL It's called a Daisy Chain (ssshhhh don't ask how I know..hehehe) but for you...for now "MechB" it is

 

[daniella469]

You're feeling flushed? I'm looking for my blindfold

Help!! Someone?? Man in need!! Does anyone have a spare blindfold? Stocking? Is there a one legged man wearing pants??? I have scissors LOL

 

[MrKinkMaster]

blindfold

Put whipped cream over my shut eyes and lick away...

 

[daniella469]

YES! YES! There's always room for desert!!

 

[MrKinkMaster]

I can't wait until its my turn to eat

 

[MechaBlade]

LOL It's called a Daisy Chain (ssshhhh don't ask how I know..hehehe) but for you...for now "MechB" it is

Curses. Well, I expected as much.

How do you know?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I like foreplay. I like to tease. I like to kiss and stroke and rub and lick and fondle and suck every inch of her body until her face and chest are flush, her skin is glazed with moisture, her body is shaking with anticipation and desire. I want her to be so ready and eager for that moment when I finally enter her that I can hear her whimper, whisper, moan or scream those words: Fuck me.

And then comes the question: To fuck, or not to fuck?

The hamletmaschine: this can go on for hours.

 

[Ishmael]

Yep, there ya go

I like foreplay. I like to tease. I like to kiss and stroke and rub and lick and fondle and suck every inch of her body until her face and chest are flush, her skin is glazed with moisture, her body is shaking with anticipation and desire. I want her to be so ready and eager for that moment when I finally enter her that I can hear her whimper, whisper, moan or scream those words: Fuck me.

And then comes the question: To fuck, or not to fuck?

The hamletmaschine: this can go on for hours.

Nothing until she's quivering like a bowl of jello on an unbalaced washing machine. Then cock in the ass, wand on the "G" and massage the clit with the free hand.

The "hamletmaschine" revised.

Ishmael

 

[MissTaken]

When you wake in the morning and say, "Oh Shit! I did that!"



The MissTaken position...


what a flipping mistake, you were!

Or, when you are riding her and glance over at the bedstand to see her wedding band and a picture of a man....

Then, that would be the Miss Taken position.