Your own words to "Roses are Red.... "

[T.H. Oughts]

Lets make up our own "Roses are red" verse....

Roses are red,
nipples are pink.
I might even lick them,
to start a new kink.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Lets make up our own "Roses are red" verse....

Roses are red,
How do I know?
Im just a dog
Im colorblind.
I'll lick my balls now.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: Your own words to "Roses are Red.... "

Roses are red,
How do I know?
Im just a dog
Im colorblind.
I'll lick my balls now.

Ummm ok, lol

 

[Linedrive]

Roses are red,
my balls are dark blue,
both hands are broken,
what should I do?

 

[Coolville]

Roses are red
they're lovely indeed
pinch my nipples
'n fuck me til I bleed

 

[Cibo]

Roses are red,
my balls are dark blue,
both hands are broken,
what should I do?

ROFL

 

[red_rose]

You rang?

 

[mig]

Roses are red
Violets are green
I'd tell you more
But they're all I've seen

 

[Lost Cause]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
You have such beautiful Eyes,
Now swallow my Goo!

 

[Basia]

Roses are red
Monkeys fling poo.
No, I'm not crazy,
Now go fuck a shoe!

 

[SINthysist]

And Sports Cars too!
So’s my crank
When I think of you…

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Roses are red
Or yellow, or pink
But after awhile
They all start to stink.








**Disclaimer: this is about flowers, of course, not Lit posters with "rose" in their names.**

 

[celiaKitten]

Roses are red
My kitten is black
After he eats them
He starts to hack

 

[JazzManJim]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme.
But not this one, bucko!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

roses are red
my waterbed is flat
I needed to trim the nails
on that fucking cat

 

[Kitte]

Roses are red
and some are quite thorny
So forget the roses lover
Fuck me, Im Horny.

 

[JazzManJim]

Roses are Red
But Red-Rose is a hottie
With a delicious mind
And a fuckable body!

 

[Guest]

Roses are red
So is my blood
Can I take the nails
out of my balls, now?

Ooops. Wrong board.

 

[unclej]

roses are red
violets are black
i'm so damned horny
that i'd fuck a yak

 

[Guest]

Roses are red
Everyone's a crit
So shut up now
and lick my clit.

 

[mike_mike02128]

Roses are red
The stems are thorny
thinking of you
is making me horney

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Those are sooooo funny everyone.

 

[naudiz]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Now my poor face
Is covered with spoo

 

[Shyjohn]

On a slightly more religious note:

Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it wasn't for Christmas
We all would be Jewish