Your most far fetched storyline.

[lovecraft68]

I think we can agree that much of erotica stretches and sometimes outright breaks through the boundaries of reality.

Each genre has its tropes that are unrealistic, but we write/read them all the time. Whether its that every woman wants to be forced to have sex, every virgin wants to lose it in a gang bang, every straight guy longs to suck cock and of course incest where every family member wants another we have all engaged in the bending of reality.

My question is two part.

One, what is the most farfetched erotic storyline you have concocted.

Two Once you had your out there idea how did you write it? Did you take it as a challenge to attempt to make it as plausible as possible or did you keep stretching it and go with a tongue and cheek type of treatment?

Asking because I was asked to write an incest story given a premise that made me roll my eyes, but I owe the person a favor so as I began it I have concocted a way to attempt to "justify it" but wonder if others would have went the way of "yeah its fucked up so let's make it even more fucked up.

Look forward to your scenarios.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I have published two tentacle monster stories. I suppose they would top the list.

I started work on a series of impossibilities based on standard erotica tropes. Two foot long penises as wide as coke cans, busty women with narrow waists and enormously long legs, taking cocks from every angle even when in positions that shouldn't allow them, using poor grammar, spelling, and switching points of view even mid sentence. I was even contemplating having a woman get impregnated, give birth, and her her daughter be 18 years of age and fucking within a single scene, while her mother stayed the same age.

I never got more than a couple of paragraphs into it...

 

[lovecraft68]

I have published two tentacle monster stories. I suppose they would top the list.

I started work on a series of impossibilities based on standard erotica tropes. Two foot long penises as wide as coke cans, busty women with narrow waists and enormously long legs, taking cocks from every angle even when in positions that shouldn't allow them, using poor grammar, spelling, and switching points of view even mid sentence. I was even contemplating having a woman get impregnated, give birth, and her her daughter be 18 years of age and fucking within a single scene, while her mother stayed the same age.

I never got more than a couple of paragraphs into it...

So another words you were copying Scouries?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

So another words you were copying Scouries?

Sorry, couldn't resist.

I only ever read one Scouries story that he posted five times without changing a single word (that I could spot at the very least). It wasn't good, it wasn't particularly bad, t was just... Unmemorable...

I was going for atrocious. I was aiming for the worst story ever published on Literotica.

 

[lovecraft68]

I only ever read one Scouries story that he posted five times without changing a single word (that I could spot at the very least). It wasn't good, it wasn't particularly bad, t was just... Unmemorable...

I was going for atrocious. I was aiming for the worst story ever published on Literotica.

Ahhh

Okay, well tell you what. Here is a perfect example of an out there premise, but doen in the spirit of fun. First time I read part of this I was like Are you kidding.

But then I noticed on the author's bio page he says he writes "Tongue in cheek porn" so taking that into consideration I suppose it has its charm.

In this story the guy fucks one thousand girls. No, I am not kidding.

http://www.literotica.com/s/paul-ironwood-ch-04

 

[MSTarot]

that would be this one.

http://www.literotica.com/s/lord-of-devils-night

I had the idea of someone having sex with a thing not a person. That thing being a fire. Yes I said fire, he has wild sex with a roaring blaze. Including oral on his part which even I cringed at.

How did I write it? Just thought of the fire as a hot, (no pun intended,) woman. Ever changing, ever evolving, his lust was for his goddess of the flames. The sensation of him being burned felt to him like being whipped.

You can write about someone having sex with a potato and make it hot that way. Incest? With a potato? Well he would be a son of a spud. Would that make him a tatter tot?

okay it's official I'm still loopy from last night.

 

[lovecraft68]

that would be this one.

http://www.literotica.com/s/lord-of-devils-night

I had the idea of someone having sex with a thing not a person. That thing being a fire. Yes I said fire, he has wild sex with a roaring blaze. Including oral on his part which even I cringed at.

How did I write it? Just thought of the fire as a hot, (no pun intended,) woman. Ever changing, ever evolving, his lust was for his goddess of the flames. The sensation of him being burned felt to him like being whipped.

You can write about someone having sex with a potato and make it hot that way. Incest? With a potato? Well he would be a son of a spud. Would that make him a tatter tot?

okay it's official I'm still loopy from last night.

Question. Was Devil's Night from the Crow any inspiration for this?

And you missed one. You're not loopy from last night you're still baked

Get it. Yeesh

 

[MSTarot]

Question. Was Devil's Night from the Crow any inspiration for this Yeesh

Only a little.

I was looking for inspiration for a Halloween story that didn't involve a sister switching costumes. I was thinking about witches, vamps, werewolves. I figures all of that had been done to death, then I remembered Top Dollar in the crow's line.

"A fire so big the gods will notice us again."

That got me looking into devils night. The story didn't do well in the contest but I loved writing it and still to this day think it's one of my best. When I was researching it everything just fell right into place. It was beautiful.

like it was just waiting to be written.

 

[glynndah]

I have witches and vampires, but they don't do anything far-fetched. The "normal" people are the ones who do the things that are hard to believe, but pretty much within the realm of possibilities.

 

[HeyAll]

Probably my most recent story, "Feel Your Skin."

The female character is a brilliant doctor. She invents a sexual device that involves a breathing gas which enhances sexual pleasure. Her son joins the team as a marketing adviser. The storyline progresses and she eventually fucks her son.

"yeah its fucked up so let's make it even more fucked up."

Basically, I agree with the quote above.

The key to making one of these types of weird story lines is to write it as if it were real, but at the same time, have a playfulness about it that makes it fun to read.

For instance, the male test subjects in the beginning are covered in sweat and had to be carried away, and the product sold over a million units. Just have fun with it. Go all out.

 

[sr71plt]

I have a tentacle monster plaguing history in one GM series ("Masque Macabre," "Siren Song Symphony," and "Escape of the Schlange"--and another one I can't remember the title for) and I have a Crusader fantasy GM story, "Dagger Through the Moon," where two characters fuck while they are flying about in the air in a struggle for control.

 

[lovecraft68]

I have a tentacle monster plaguing history in one GM series ("Masque Macabre," "Siren Song Symphony," and "Escape of the Schlange"--and another one I can't remember the title for) and I have a Crusader fantasy GM story, "Dagger Through the Moon," where two characters fuck while they are flying about in the air in a struggle for control.

Why did I just get a weird visual of an x-rated flying dragon crouching tiger type of scene?

Guess they would be using a different type of sword.

 

[sr71plt]

Why did I just get a weird visual of an x-rated flying dragon crouching tiger type of scene?

I think it has the feel, yes. Plays off a real Crusader seige at the Horns of Hattan in what is now, I think, Syria. So, it has that oriental flavor to it.

 

[_Lynn_]

That would be this one. I wrote 'House of Whorers' after someone challenged me to try another category. A couple decides to go through a haunted house. It appears normal at first, but then there are giant cocks, vibrators, and dildos, rooms of skeletons that are fucking, ghostlike shapes, spirits, and mummies that tease the couple until they cum . . . and more.

It's weird.

 

[lovecraft68]

My own is this one Summer I became Mom's Lover for last years summer loving contest.

http://www.literotica.com/s/the-summer-i-became-moms-lover

Premise. A family of three mom/dad and son always go to the same house on the beach for the summer. This summer will be their last; dad is dying of cancer.

Mom was in a relationship prior to meeting dad and it was an abusive one. Although very attractive she is meek timid and very needy. Dad worries what will happen to her.

Yeah, pretty normal so far. The solution? Dad and mom have decided that son is going to take his place and they spend the week working on him. They make sure he sees them having sex, a couple of times then dad lowers the boom and mom begins seducing him by degrees.

Even my usually supportive wife told me this was sick even by my standards, but I plodded through to try to make it real.

It got a lot of conflicting comments a lot good and a lot saying I was sick and bordered on on consent it was also pretty depressing at points, not your light and fluffy vanilla story. The readers were even debating it amongst themselves so to me it was a success.

half the time I was writing it I found myself thinking "Where's Larasscasse? This thing is right up his alley!"

 

[sr71plt]

Mine that should post tomorrow, "Ungeheuer," a straight tentacle sex horror story that was part of the FAWC exercise, probably meets this bill.

 

[lovecraft68]

One more note on that story. It provided my all time favorite exchange between readers. I think these guys would do well in LW.

by Anonymous09/01/12
You fucking moron!

YES you,, asshole, who went under anonymous
and refering to this story as "a low life piece of crap."
YOU Mr./Miss/ Anonymous are the low life piece of crap.
if you don't like the story after you read the 1liner
and still read it, then you are a FUCKING MORON..
Most likely you could fuck up a wet dream
and you can't do a damn thing right and resent
others who can. The one mistake your mother
made was to bring another asshole into the
world. Why don't you take a bath with a plugged
in appliance and electrocute yourself, thereby
ridding the world of the surplus population.

RG

.
by Anonymous09/01/12
Let's just clarify this for the internet hardman "RG" with his comment.

This story is a nonce-laden, low-life steaming pile of shit. Only fucking dirty nonces like yourself and cuckeye0007 and the other perverted low-life scum would like a story involving mommy - son sex. But because it's a fantasy website I leave the scum categories to the nonces that enjoy them.

So RG, you sick pervert slag, shut your crud infected fucking mouth you sad cunt.

Take a bath with a plugged in appliance.

Yup, dems my fans!

Also note that goofball#2 is running down incest yet posted twice on the story

 

[lovecraft68]

Mine that should post tomorrow, "Ungeheuer," a straight tentacle sex horror story that was part of the FAWC exercise, probably meets this bill.

You should send that to Stella she is all over those stories.

Personally the tentacle thing does not do it for me. Then again I have no desire to be penetrated which is where I am assuming the fetish comes into play.

Cthulhu would be a real lady killer around here.

 

[sr71plt]

I wrote it for variety, to experiment, and not to be guessed as the author. I'm not aware that Stella either reads or writes stories on this story site.

 

[lovecraft68]

I wrote it for variety, to experiment, and not to be guessed as the author. I'm not aware that Stella either reads or writes stories on this story site.

And my comment was aimed at the reading audience who would seek it out as a fetish, not saying you want to sit on a squid or anything.

I sure as hell wouldn't do half of what I've written.

As for Stella she has put up a couple one a tentacle type thing. I believe she reads them though.

 

[alwayswantedto]

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[JAMESBJOHNSON]

One more note on that story. It provided my all time favorite exchange between readers. I think these guys would do well in LW.

by Anonymous09/01/12
You fucking moron!

YES you,, asshole, who went under anonymous
and refering to this story as "a low life piece of crap."
YOU Mr./Miss/ Anonymous are the low life piece of crap.
if you don't like the story after you read the 1liner
and still read it, then you are a FUCKING MORON..
Most likely you could fuck up a wet dream
and you can't do a damn thing right and resent
others who can. The one mistake your mother
made was to bring another asshole into the
world. Why don't you take a bath with a plugged
in appliance and electrocute yourself, thereby
ridding the world of the surplus population.

RG

.
by Anonymous09/01/12
Let's just clarify this for the internet hardman "RG" with his comment.

This story is a nonce-laden, low-life steaming pile of shit. Only fucking dirty nonces like yourself and cuckeye0007 and the other perverted low-life scum would like a story involving mommy - son sex. But because it's a fantasy website I leave the scum categories to the nonces that enjoy them.

So RG, you sick pervert slag, shut your crud infected fucking mouth you sad cunt.

Take a bath with a plugged in appliance.

Yup, dems my fans!

Also note that goofball#2 is running down incest yet posted twice on the story

RG is my old friend ROB GRAHAM

 

[lovecraft68]

RG is my old friend ROB GRAHAM

I know who you're talking about. I doubt he would post a nasty remark like that. I think this is just some random RG

 

[LaRascasse]

half the time I was writing it I found myself thinking "Where's Larasscasse? This thing is right up his alley!"

Darn, my alley is getting a bad rap.

Far fetched eh?

What about a series where a prostitute murdering serial killer is the good guy? Or one where a young innocent virgin guy has to contend with his oversexed family? Or maybe one where a gay guy goes from one bad situation to another and gets fucked every which way by life? Or perhaps you would like one where an FBI agent and a serial killer discuss why they do what they do? If you're really looking for far fetched, why not try a story where a prince and the creator of the universe have sex in the cosmos (something like Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, only sexy instead of funny).

And I haven't even mentioned my incest stories....

 

[lovecraft68]

Darn, my alley is getting a bad rap.

Far fetched eh?

What about a series where a prostitute murdering serial killer is the good guy? Or one where a young innocent virgin guy has to contend with his oversexed family? Or maybe one where a gay guy goes from one bad situation to another and gets fucked every which way by life? Or perhaps you would like one where an FBI agent and a serial killer discuss why they do what they do? If you're really looking for far fetched, why not try a story where a prince and the creator of the universe have sex in the cosmos (something like Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, only sexy instead of funny).

And I haven't even mentioned my incest stories....

I am humbled by your library of strangeness.

Too bad its not published here or I would ask you what you thought of the head mistress of a bdsm group who is also the leader of a coven of witches and has the ability to control fire and who's girlfriend is an ex ctu agent turned assassin.