Your most embarrassing sexual moment:

[WriterDom]

I don't have many. If you can't laugh during sex, when can you laugh? I guess it would be leaving the drive-in movie after a hot sex session with my high school babe to pull into the drive in restaurant across the street not knowing that the condom was stuck to my door. And of course, pulling next to a car full of friends who died laughing.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I don't have any.

 

[celiaKitten]

Oh, that would be when I was a High School freshman dating a senior, and his father was my algebra teacher.

His parents were supposed to be gone for the evening, so we were going at it in his room and, Oops! In walks my alg. teacher, catching us in the act.

Eek!

The man didn't talk to me the rest of the semester. He had other people hand me my papers, and even tell me my grades. I nearly had a heart attack when my mom went for parent/teacher conferences.... but he didn't tell her anything. (Most likely since his son could have been charged for sex with a minor, he was 18, I was 15)

That was embarassing, for 7 long months.

 

[Laci]

Once an ex of mine and I were really having one of the greatest sexual experiences of all time. It was so good. Anyway I'm in the missionary position and he whispers in my ear that he wants to do it doggy style. I get up and get on all fours when for some reason his hand touches my leg and in some freak reflex I kick back and nail him right in his crotch. I apologized as he curled up in a ball, I apologized as he yanked me out of his apartment, I apologized as he sped me home, I even called him on the phone and apologized to his answering machine. We laughed about it later but I still feel bad to this very day.

 

[Guest]

She laughed at my 4 inch penis. But I had the last laugh when I had a sex change and stole her husband away.

 

[Wiggles]

She laughed at my 4 inch penis. But I had the last laugh when I had a sex change and stole her husband away.

There's the spirit!

 

[on_the_verge]

She laughed at my 4 inch penis. But I had the last laugh when I had a sex change and stole her husband away.

So does that mean you have a 4" clit now? Oh my!

 

[Cibo]

Once an ex of mine and I were really having one of the greatest sexual experiences of all time. It was so good. Anyway I'm in the missionary position and he whispers in my ear that he wants to do it doggy style. I get up and get on all fours when for some reason his hand touches my leg and in some freak reflex I kick back and nail him right in his crotch. I apologized as he curled up in a ball, I apologized as he yanked me out of his apartment, I apologized as he sped me home, I even called him on the phone and apologized to his answering machine. We laughed about it later but I still feel bad to this very day.

OMG LOL! I feel so sorry for that guy.

 

[tigerjen]

Farting while having sex......ack!!!! Not exactly fun if in
a "69"!!!

 

[Guest]

In a drunken moment, my wife pulls me outside to have sex on the deck next to our pool. It was her first time wanting to do it outside, and I was so excited. She pulls me down on top of her, and................

The top of my head hit her in the nose and broke it. Badly.

She still laughs about it to this day

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Where do I begin...?

Okay ... the high school years.

My parents' house. Parents gone for the evening. GF and I start cuddling in my dad's barcalounger, and before ya know it, we're both nekkid, and she's on top riding me.

We didn't hear the car drive up or the key in the front door. Parents walk in, glance over at us ... and keep on walking, without saying a word.

GF starts crying and saying she won't be able to face my parents again, and starts worrying that they'll tell her parents, etc.

But the only thing that happened--and this is the embarrassing part--was that the next day my mother pulled me aside to have a chat with me about the birds 'n' the bees.

~H~