your most embarasing sexual experance

[mike29_98]

I an fairly new here but thought I would start a little thread here
I will start with my most embarasing time.

It was about 8 years ago, I was dateing this gal that had a 10 yo son. it was the middle of the afternoon and we were both horney as hell. her bed room was an up stair loft. with out a door. I told her I would just pull my shorts down, she could remove her panties (she had a summer dress on) and if he came running up just stay on me and he would know nothing. well we were getting into it about 20 min later here he comes and off she goes he is standing at the foot of the bed she jumps completley off the bed and I am stuck laying there with a raging hard on reaching for the celing, he sees me and just turns and walks out...

 

[nasty]

Before the climax...I woke up.

 

[glamorilla]

I found out my upstairs neighbor in my last apartment used to climg down the fire escape to watch me fuck.

Oddly we became good friends.

 

[PacificBlue]

Being a tad shy...what I knew of sex I learned in health class and porn magazines that I borrowed when my brother wasn't looking.

Anyhoo...first experience...

I'm terrified because I think when he actually climaxes I'm going to be covered in a gallon of cum. Apparently those stories exaggerate just a tad.

 

[mike29_98]

lol good one pacific

 

[PacificBlue]

lol good one pacific

Hey now! You didn't say you were gonna laugh at me.

Innocence is not a bad thing...

 

[mike29_98]

no no I am not laughing at you just the Idea of the situation
Just as I do mine when I think back on it

 

[Kitte]

I found out my upstairs neighbor in my last apartment used to climg down the fire escape to watch me fuck.

Oddly we became good friends.

I was wondering any apartments open near you...Ill bring my own pop corn and I promise not to interupt!

 

[PacificBlue]

no no I am not laughing at you just the Idea of the situation
Just as I do mine when I think back on it

Oh Ok! I still have to laugh at that because when he did climax, I thought I had done something wrong. I mean he didn't squirt a gallon of cum so I thought it wasn't a very good orgasm for him. I couldn't figure out how to ask him either without embarassing him or myself in the process. The things they don't tell you.

 

[mike29_98]

so how did you ever figure it out?

 

[PacificBlue]

so how did you ever figure it out?

I found out later in a book I purchased for research...ya research, that's it!...

"The Joy of Sex"

 

[Reverie]

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[Ravenloft]

I had a used condom thrown in my face...

 

[Ravenloft]

Hey now! You didn't say you were gonna laugh at me.

Innocence is not a bad thing...

Hey, a gallon of cum is better than a condom in the eye... Heheh!

 

[mike29_98]

I had one other time with another girl we were in here room at here parents house going at it and her mom walked in
She actually said sorry and walked out.
I sat there and saud omg I thought I gota get out of here she was to cal ??
all I could think is the calm befor the storm lol

 

[Cara_f_32]

Foot Fetish and the hospital

One man i was with had a foot fetish. So one nite he put ky jelly on the soles of my feet and proceeded to fuck my feet.Nothing out of the ordinary.

Until after he came and i went to crawl into the shower and the ky got all slippery again and I slipped in the tub tearing the ligaments in my knee. As i was straddling the tub yelling for my partner to come and help i couldn't help but laugh . Thank god "I slipped in the bathtub" is a good enough excuse.....word to the less wise....wipe the feet after using KY and before getting into the shower.

 

[mike29_98]

omg raven what the hell brought that on?

 

[PacificBlue]

Mike,

please check your pm's.

 

[Ravenloft]

omg raven what the hell brought that on?

The condom slipped off inside of her... *Shrugging*

 

[Basia]

My partner was living in a friends bacement. The bacement happened to be the designated smoking area in the house. The two of us where going at it when a friend of my partner came running down the stairs like he always did (of course we thought we where alone...) screaming "Wazzzzzup" which as soon as he saw us turned into "WazzzzzuAHHHHH!" and he ran back up the stairs yelling "Dude, do not go up there! They are going at it like jackrabbits!"

Talk about mood breaker.

 

[PacificBlue]

The condom slipped off inside of her... *Shrugging*

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so she took it out and threw it at you?!?!?

 

[joolushko]

The condom slipped off inside of her... *Shrugging*

That happened to me once. Freaked me out good.

 

[Ravenloft]

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so she took it out and threw it at you?!?!?

Yep, normally it would have been kinky, but she was pissed.

I don't know what her problem was, I wanted to go down on her first, but she didn't that that... *Rolling my eyes*

I just gave up, and did my thing basically...

My thinking is that I offered, she turned it down, so fuck her. Heh.

Guess that pissed her off.

 

[Ravenloft]

That happened to me once. Freaked me out good.

Yeah, but did you throw it in the guys face?! Yeesh!

 

[PacificBlue]

Yep, normally it would have been kinky, but she was pissed.

I don't know what her problem was, I wanted to go down on her first, but she didn't that that... *Rolling my eyes*

I just gave up, and did my thing basically...

My thinking is that I offered, she turned it down, so fuck her. Heh.

Guess that pissed her off.

Sounds utterly romantic Ravenloft.

*snickering* I don't feel so badly now with my "gallon of cum" thing.

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