Your Mama is so fat....

[xlc67]

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped up she got stuck.....

 

[Guest]

Your Mama is so fat...

Your mama is so fat that she has to lift her tit to scratch her knee.....

 

[lickerish]

my personal fav

yo mama so fat yo daddy had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot!

 

[bluntforcemama]

Yo mama's so fat, I can smell bacon when her thighs rub together.

 

[Guest]

Your Mama is so fat...

The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs...

 

[Basia]

Yo Mama is so fat

She sat on a quarter and two dimes and a nickle poped out!

 

[Siren]

omg these are cruel

 

[Basia]

Re: omg these are cruel

you people are MEAN.

Mean? Us? Never.

 

[Quiet Smiles]

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

 

[angelic*devil]

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

hehe..for some reason i found that really funny

 

[Basia]

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

How do you know my momma?


LoL

 

[xlc67]

This really is a gnarly site

Kinda like writing on the bathroom wall....you know, the same but different.....not that I'd know anything about writing on the bathrom wall or anything...

 

[Quiet Smiles]

OK, just two more, then I'm done!

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.


And one appropriate for the bathroom wall...

Yo mama's so fat, when you have sex with her you have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.


OK, I think it's out of my system now... whew

 

[bigrednz]

Yo Mamma's so fat yo Daddy has to tie a plank to his ass so he don't fall in.

 

[Boomer]

Old one

Yo mama is so fat that when it's time haul ass, she has to make 4 trips...

 

[xlc67]

Your Mama is so fat...two guys could make love to her and never see each other....

 

[Ask For More]

Yo mama is so fat that she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck

 

[beckbabe]

Yo Mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. Groaaaaaaan!

 

[xlc67]

Your Mama is so fat....well, ....she's just damn fat.....

 

[beckbabe]

Yo Mamas so fat when she wears red the whole neighborhood yells HEY COOL AID!

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

she so fat...

when she walks all the kids run and scream and say mamazillia is coming.

 

[beckbabe]

Yo Mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and Skittles flew out of her butt.

 

[xlc67]

Your Mama is so fat...she can pick her teeth to feed the dog....

 

[beckbabe]

Yo Mama so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.

 

[bigrednz]

Yo mommas so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.