Your Lit Phone Number

[juicylips]

If you could pick your own lit phone number what would it be?

1-800-Wanna-Fuck?

or maybe you would have a 900 number.

You can use number, letters..as long as it resembles a phone number.

Let me know what you come up with.
JL

*Thanks erosman, whose idea I stole.*

 

[AzureAngel]

1-800-CHEER-UP

 

[amelia]

i think mine would be...

1-800-HORNEEE

(i know..i know)

 

[T.H. Oughts]

1-800-wanna-maple-man

 

[RastaPope]

1-800-GOT-WEED.

or.

1-800-Lusting-For-Amber-Benson-Because-She-Is-Absolutely-Beatiful-And-I-Would-Even-Give-Up-Weed-If-She-Asked-And-Then-We-Would-Get-Married-And-Have-Lots-Of-Sex-All-The-Time.

 

[StrawberryPez]

1-800-DONT-CRY ext. TODAY

 

[Sillyman]

1-800-ANYBODY

 

[APhil]

1-877-throw-me-a-frickin'-bone

 

[Summery]

1-800-SUMMERY

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I-800-MistresofRain

 

[Debbie]

0 800 JUST CALL ME FLUFFY

0 800 Ass kisser's anonymous

0 800 Call me for a good time
(The debbiexxx hotline for silly giggles,
corny jokes and the occasional poem)

0 800 Sunshine for you

 

[LadyDarkFire]

1-800-LDF-2069 (the initials of my sn, and the numbers for someone I care about)

 

[Andreina]

0800-WINE-ME-DINE-ME-69-ME

Halo

 

[juicylips]

0 800 JUST CALL ME FLUFFY

0 800 Ass kisser's anonymous

0 800 Call me for a good time
(The debbiexxx hotline for silly giggles,
corny jokes and the occasional poem)

0 800 Sunshine for you

Yes, you are Miss Sunshine! You warm me with your wit, wisdom and ass kissing style.

Just the best, debbie.
JL

 

[scylis]

1-800-WOW-JEDI

 

[MechaBlade]

1-800-HARDFCK

 

[russell]

lit phone number

1-800-LET'SFUCK

 

[cutie pie]

1-900-NIP-PLES

 

[BigDawg69]

1-800-KIS-DAWG

of course!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Juicy.... a 1-800 number... it can only have 7 letters and numbers after it... else it's not a phone number (well in northa america)

1-800-I-VIRGIN

It's a small company, no clientell as of yet.
But It 'will' get bigger

 

[just pet]

1-800-JustPet (of course)

or

1-900-TieMeUp (for boundless fun)

 

[1hotjob]

1-800-LIFT-ASS

 

[juicylips]

1-800-LIFT-ASS

Fits you perfectly.

Now, when can I call this number??
JL

 

[1hotjob]

Hey Lady,

are you stalkin' me?

 

[juicylips]

Re: Hey Lady,

are you stalkin' me?

Geeeee....is it that obvious?

I thought I was being discreet following you around the board and making lewd suggestions.

JL