Your Laugh for the Day

[Dietrich K.]

So, my fiance (just a joke, I'm not really engaged) comes in the house and catches me masturbating. She says "You stop that! I want you to save it for when we get married."

A week later, she comes back and catches me again. She says "I thought I told you to save that for when we get married!"

I said "I have! Look, I've got a pint and a half already!"

 

[littlekateyes]

Remind me not to open thread while drinking.

 

[Guest]

I can do that in four days and a half.

 

[Dietrich K.]

Thanks, folks! I'll be here all week ... be sure to try the veal!

 

[A Desert Rose]

grrrrrrrrroaaaaan lol

 

[acitore_vuli]

Thanks, folks! I'll be here all week ... be sure to try the veal!

you forgot..."Tip your waitress"

 

[Dietrich K.]

you forgot..."Tip your waitress"

I got more than just a tip for whoever wants to be my waitress.