Your future children are talking to you.

[AKGhost]

Everyone has an opinion I guess. What is yours on this lovely bit of campaigning?


http://www.futurechildrenproject.com/


Lyrics:

Imagine an America
Where strip mines are fun and free
Where gays can be fixed
And sick people just die
And oil fills the sea

We don't have to pay for freeways!
Our schools are good enough
Give us endless wars
On foreign shores
And lots of Chinese stuff

We're the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we're kinda blaming you

We haven't killed all the polar bears
But it's not for lack of trying
Big Bird is sacked
The Earth is cracked
And the atmosphere is frying

Congress went home early
They did their best we know
You can't cut spending
With elections pending
Unless it's welfare dough

We're the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we're kinda blaming you

Find a park that is still open
And take a breath of poison air
They foreclosed your place
To build a weapon in space
But you can write off your au pair

It's a little awkward to tell you
But you left us holding the bag
When we look around
The place is all dumbed down
And the long term's kind of a drag

We're the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And yeah, we're blaming you

You did your best
You failed the test

Mom and Dad
We're blaming you!

 

[blobfish]

I might be forced to care for unplanned future children if birth control is outlawed.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

eh.... decent

 

[renard_ruse]

You're linking to this as a positive? Lol.

Yet another embarrasing bit of Democrat establishment campaign rubbish making fools of themselves and motivating values voters to turn up and vote for the GOP.

They keep throwing us these gifts. I say, keep 'em coming!

 

[renard_ruse]

BTW, the environment stuff is somewhat legitimate but its got nothing to do with which party is elected. Democraps don't actually do anything to save the environment they just promote phony green energy scams to enrich themselves and their buddies. Neither party give's a rats pattoot about the environment.

The only really sad thing in the ad is the mentioning of homosexuality. Its sad that little kids even have to know what that is. Sad, sick times we live in. I feel bad for them.

 

[phrodeau]

BTW, the environment stuff is somewhat legitimate but its got nothing to do with which party is elected. Democraps don't actually do anything to save the environment they just promote phony green energy scams to enrich themselves and their buddies. Neither party give's a rats pattoot about the environment.

The only really sad thing in the ad is the mentioning of homosexuality. Its sad that little kids even have to know what that is. Sad, sick times we live in. I feel bad for them.

We should make sure that altar boys and Boy Scouts remain ignorant of homosexuality. Predators need an outlet.

 

[killallhippies]

We should make sure that altar boys and Boy Scouts remain ignorant of homosexuality. Predators need an outlet.

but... but... the boy scouts keep secret files on all the perverts they catch and every once in awhile they even call the police and report a few of them if it isn't too much trouble.

 

[AKGhost]

You're linking to this as a positive? Lol.

Yet another embarrasing bit of Democrat establishment campaign rubbish making fools of themselves and motivating values voters to turn up and vote for the GOP.

They keep throwing us these gifts. I say, keep 'em coming!

I never said it was a positive. I just like to help each side promote their cause as they see fit.

 

[ChinaBandit]

People think people are so important.

Scientists should get together and launch an ad reminding everyone of earth's invariable, and unavoidable, changes that will one day surely exterminate humanity. For example, a huge fucking space rock striking off the Mexican coast.

"Gee, Mom and Dad can you fix that"? "No. We can't so stop being a retard!"

 

[KingOrfeo]

Your future children are talking to you.

And they're saying, "Please wire some money!"

 

[blobfish]

My future children are saying "please wear a condom, for our sake!"

 

[CandiCame]

I feel like I'd have a pretty good relationship on politics with my future kids. Whenever they're like, "Your generation did _____!" I can honestly tell them that it wasn't me. I don't even own a car. I'm doing my best. And back in my day blah blah blah- and by then they've stopped listening.

You kids with your global messaging networks and your neuroimplants!! Back in my day you didn't get to watch something just by thinking of it! You had to get on a goddamn computer and look for a torrent! And then you had to sit there and wait for that shit to download- why I remember when I was a little boy, it could take days sometimes to download one game- and these weren't your fancy games with your self-concious ai- no! These were pixil based! And we were happy to have them, goddamn it!

Did I ever tell you about Zelda 64? See, we called it a 64 because it ran on a system that had 64bits of processing power- and that was the style at the time because the nearest competitor only had 36- where'd ya go? Kids? Are you listening!? You'll come back! You need money!