Your Fortune Cookie - Post It.

[Sulk]

Just cracked open a fortune cookie and want to share the motto, or want to invent your own motto?

Post it. Fake it. Ya know what to do.



This is posted with all due respect to Vail_Indigo's super powers.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

I am that which casts the shadow on the cave wall (as far as fortune cookies go)

 

[de-valmont]

The future's radiance shall be tinged by the filter of the unknown.

 

[frostyred]

You are admired by your pears (yes, it said pears, not peers).

 

[Tonyis21]

That wasn't chicken

 

[OzoneRed]

HELP! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory.

 

[asian_princess]

*cracks open fortune cookie*

You will become quite hungry exasperatingly soon after this meal.

 

[tandoor]

Ha! Made ya look.

 

[Baba_O'Riely]

Man who sleeps with old hen , finds it better than pullet.

 

[lovemonster]

Man who go to sleep with problem on mind, wake up with solution on belly.

 

[Needfull Thing]

*CRACK* Hmn lets see...WTF?

{You Will Live In Interesting Times}

(And this one was real)

 

[Vail_Indigo]

you must consume your ennui WITHOUT dick sauce

Quack

 

[Kylan]

Don’t be long winded by using more words than is absolutely necessary as it’s not only highly superfluous but also totally needless in every way to the building of a grammatically correct sentence so there is just no need for it ever.

 

[Daizie]

You break it, you buy it.

 

[Kylan]

If you rent, no worry about break.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Grasshopper say: Rent and break. The owner will be sad. You will break.

(grasshopper gets around, is what I'm saying)

 

[Kylan]

Try to live as Hindu ...

No break eggs.

 

[Daizie]

He who eat fortune cookie too quickly, have shitty fortune.

 

[Vail_Indigo]

Only quarters of the soul work in the zen arcade

 

[sweetmelissa2001]

I'm such a dork, I usually keep my fortune when i get them and these are three that i have on my bulletin board right now...

*Try not to stand on your own side during an argument*
*Society prepares the crime; the criminal commits it*
*No harm in putting all your eggs in one basket-just watch it closely*

enjoy