Your Fly is Unzipped

Nobody Special's wife

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TOP 20 WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR FLY IS UNZIPPED:

20) The cucumber has left the salad.
19) I can see the gun of Navarone.
18) Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17) You've got Windows on your laptop.
16) Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15) Your soldier isn't so unknown now.
14) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
13) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
12) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
11) Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9) Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8) Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6) Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2) I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

and The Number One Way to Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped..

1) Men are From Mars, I Can See Your Penis.

Just thought I share with you all
 
of course my fly is unzipped, my pants are on the floor with my underwear and my other clothes while i sit here naked.
 
Don't you get like really cold doing that Todd? I mean isn't it like snowing over there?
 
yeah there are 12 inches of snow but i just made chili and i put a few too many spices in it and mywhole body is burning right now
 
Bobtoad777 said:
yeah there are 12 inches of snow but i just made chili and i put a few too many spices in it and mywhole body is burning right now

Well, you weren't supposed to swim in it hon
 
i been around just sort of depressed did the 1st to the top of the list and then the board didnt seem as exciting any more
 
Nobody's wife ... are you taking my job young lady???

Are you trying to do me out of house and home by being so damn nice to everyone? Keep it up ... I like you :)
 
Nicole said:
Nobody's wife ... are you taking my job young lady???

Are you trying to do me out of house and home by being so damn nice to everyone? Keep it up ... I like you :)

I'm always nice lol Just when I'm not provoked lol But other than that I'm trying to get some funny threads in you should read some it will cheer you up hon:)
 
Do I need cheering up do I???

I thought I was quite happy today, spoke to my man and all and he always makes me more than happy.

I'm happy really I am.
 
You sounded a little worried when I read your thread that is why I got that assumtion?? But I'm glad you got time to spend with your honey ...Hope you have a good christmas my dear!!
 
what? you don't like my fly open nbs wife? or should i just have them not on at all...? ;)
 
OH HELL, LETS START A NUDIST COLLONY! *strips down naked and starts to dance around abit* *wiggle to the right, wiggle to the left, wiggle to the right, wiggle to the left*

COME ON NSWIFE, lets start a party goen on!
 
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