Your Favorite Xxxmas Carols

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_yLwcBlpxY

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrLRe6bpMfU

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWPMkDDAb7w&feature=related

COMING OUT FOR CHRISTMAS

 

[AllardChardon]

The Christmas carol that starts out, "We, three Kings of Orient are, bearing gifts that come from afar..." or something like that.

 

[Miss_Misaki]

I've always been rather partial to this one, myself. :3

God Rest You Merry Chippendale's

God rest you merry Chippendale's; wear nothing you today!
For we have brought much Heineken and games for you to play!
To save us all from boredom's power while our cat-calls we say,
O, riding upon you, beefy boy, beefy boy
O, riding upon you, beefy boy

In Saucy's bar, in way downtown, this grand event is born,
And laid within your red g-string are twenties, tens, and more!
That which we ladies give to you to shake it up like porn:
O, riding upon you, beefy boy, beefy boy
O, riding upon you, beefy boy





A true classic. Never mind the fact that I slapped it together in the past ten minutes. xD

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I like HAVE A HOMOPHOBIC CHRISTMAS

The first stanza is:

HAVE A HOMOPHOBIC CHRISTMAS,
ITS A SCARY TIME OF YEAR.
SANTAS LAP COULD BE A TRAP
IF HE TURNS OUT TO BE QUEER.

2ND

HAVE A HOMOPHOBIC CHRISTMAS,
VISIT REST STOPS IF YOU DARE.
EVERY DAY ITS A KIDDIE BUFFET,
HOMO PEDOPHILES ARE THERE!

3RD
HAVE A HOMOPHOBIC CHRISTMAS,
YOU KNOW THEY DO RECRUIT.
IT WONT BE MERRY IF A FAIRY'S
DRESSED IN SANTAS RED SUIT.