Your favorite one liners..

[Lost Cause]

I'll start ...add your own favorites!


**Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
--Mark Twain

 

[Lost Cause]

Okay, one more I can't resist!

**Use what talent you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except those that sang best.
--Henry Van Dyke

 

[Ice Cold]

Geez... have dozens of them... My favorite is my sig line from POE.

But I also like,

As the scorpion said to the lady as she lay dying,
"You knew I was poison when you picked me up."

from Stephen King.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn....

 

[scylis]

And you shall shed tears of scarlet.
-Vicious' professy

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

IMHO, "one liners" are short jokes. Therefore:

"Take my wife, please." H. Youngman

RF

 

[omourfi]

.

 

[meop79]

The Very Best One Liner

I love you.....

meop79@yahoo.com

 

[MechaBlade]

I didn't want to post this, but it was so friggin' hilarious...

"I'd stick my tongue so far up her puckered starfish, my initials would be carved in tomorrow's turd."
- Tesco Vee, Consumption Junction's Fuck-It Bucket, Jan 30, 2002

I don't have one one-liner that is the end all. I am always in transition from one thing that cracks me up/inspires me to another. This was the most recent.

MechaBlade

(oh, but my signature is always good. It's my motto.)

 

[patient1]

The Moral Majority is niether.

 

[GuyJD]

"LIVING WELL IS THE BEST REVENGE"

"TOUGH TIMES NEVER LAST, TOUGH PEOPLE DO"

And my personal favorite:
"REVENGE IS BEST SERVED COLD"

 

[Lost Cause]

A favorite biker line; "Chrome don't get 'cha home!"

or.."Better to belch the belch and bear the shame..than to squelch the belch and bear the pain."

 

[christophe]

"Stifle yourself ther Edith" Archie Bunker

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I’m hotter then a Whore in Church...

Can you believe I actually say that? I swear ... I have no shame.

Morgy

 

[Lost Cause]

**Don't Sweat the Petty Stuff....Just Pet the Sweaty Stuff!"**

 

[Lost Cause]

**Sixty-Nine....Head over Heels in Love!"**

 

[juicylips]

"I won't cum inside you..promise!!"


Cassidy

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

"I won't cum inside you..promise!!"


Cassidy

hehehe ... I think I've heard that one before

 

[Lost Cause]

**"Honest, it's only a cold sore."**

 

[stargirl32]

"I won't cum inside you..promise!!"

"it wont hurt i promise"
or
" no!! of course you can't get pregnent"

but my fave of the day




"never laugh at live dragons" JR TOLKIEN

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Not a one-liner, exactly, but more of a come-back line I heard in a movie recently:

Woman A, reacting to Woman B's lighting a cigarette: "Second hand smoke kills, you know!"

Woman B: "Not reliably."


~H~

 

[LRC]

He who made kittens put snakes in the grass. - Jethro Tull

 

[Lost Cause]

*"Just when you think something's foolproof, the world brings forth a better fool"

 

[T.H. Oughts]

"One man's religion is another man's belly laugh!"

Robert Heinlein

 

[TorontoGuy]

I have pick this thread to put down my first post....and well I have two....One being serious the other funny.

FUNNY - "I'm out like a fat chick playing dodgeball!"


SERIOUS - "If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write something worth reading or do things worth writing."
- Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)