Your Epitaph?

[Funnyloveluv]

What will it say on your gravestone? Okay maybe you won't have a gravestone, play along anyway...be silly, be serious, be funny, create a one liner that tells all the lurkers about you!

 

[done_got_old]

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I often had my 8th graders write their epitaphs. They all lived to be least 97. It turned out to be a favorite assignment.

 

[mwmnpa]

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I often had my 8th graders write their epitaphs. They all lived to be least 97. It turned out to be a favorite assignment.

LOL

On mine, He was a better coach than he was as a player. But they're saying that now.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

On mine: The world is a quieter place without him.

 

[Xerxes82]

"And good riddance!"

 

[mwmnpa]

On mine: The world is a quieter place without him.

LMAO!

 

[twisteroo]

"He worked like a dog and fucked like a stallion"

 

[done_got_old]

LOL

On mine, He was a better coach than he was as a player. But they're saying that now.

But they were neither.

 

[done_got_old]

On mine: The world is a quieter place without him.

You need something nautical.

 

[SeanBurns1975]

Semper ubi sub ubi.

 

[LucianaGrace]

"Whoops! That wasn't supposed to happen"

 

[The_Ghost_Man]

"No one ever died from ......."

 

[frustratedthoughts]

"She probably shouldn't have said that..."

 

[The_Ghost_Man]

In fact, if I was planning on having a grave stone, this would actually work beautifully. My kids would absolutely crack up!

 

[Trumpire]

I've long thought mine should say, "Here lies {my name} .... Or do they?"

 

[LucianaGrace]

"'Now here is what I really thought of you all..."

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wild Little Cupcake
Still sweet
from her head to her feet

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You need something nautical.

The lake is a quieter place without him.

 

[done_got_old]

The lake is a quieter place without him.

That's a little better.

 

[Lunation]

LOOK ON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR




(Yes, all caps)

 

[KarenB59]

Who?...

 

[fsa52]

And She Kept her Sense of Humor Till the End!

 

[Trumpire]

CORY BRANAN
Whiskey Grove Lyrics

My name is Miguel Simone
A man who walked it alone
At least that's what it says on the stone under the sycamore

 

[NeonSubtlety]

He used nine words when zero would do.

 

[Trumpire]

He used nine words when zero would do.

I actually bothered to count, & one is missing. (Was this just to rhyme with quote in your sig?)