Your bad ad slogans

[ydahecnot]

An old ad campaign popped into my head today, prompting this. It was a campaign for “the incredible, edible egg.” Now, “edible” is a pretty low bar for what to expect from an egg. It’s as if they’re saying, “hey, it’s better than eating a phone.” It’s like if Detroit came out with a campaign fit for “the quite rideable, drivable car.”

Let’s see what y’all can come up with

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Not my own but I'm curious as to who thought this was a good idea...

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[ydahecnot]

Cumming in cellophane probably isn’t the best idea; that’s how you get what’s inside the cellophane

 

[VoraciousValue]

To steal an old Rodney Dangerfield joke. . . .

KFC: It's finger lickin' good, and one thing leads to another.

 

[Crankbait88]

Well, there is the old Chevy Nova ad, that ended up not selling well in Mexico I believe.

 

[ydahecnot]

Trojan…when she’s down to fuck

 

[Crankbait88]

Or maybe this one?
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[ydahecnot]

The Nissan Leaf, because you can’t afford a Prius

 

[Crankbait88]

Crocs, wear something as ugly as your feet!

 

[ydahecnot]

Remington firearms…because you like the cock

 

[ydahecnot]

Buy Bud Light, or Spuds McKenzie gets it!

 

[VoraciousValue]

Nebraska: Please, for the love of God, we're begging you!

 

[ydahecnot]

Virginia Slims…because you know just what he’s imagining as he’s watching you smoke