Young, Horny, and In Chicago

Joined
Jul 3, 2012
Posts
27
Helloooooo ladies.

I am your typical atypical overly-metacognizant Chicago-born-and-raised-and-going-to-college-here-too 19-year-old.

That said, I don't party enough. Or go out enough. I'm great at keeping friends, but I suck at making them. And I'm great at having sex, but I suck at making it happen.

So I'm a-looking for cute, fun, horny ladies in the area (preferably towards the northside) who might be up for illicit fun--the kinkier and crazier the better. There really aren't many kinks that are outside my realm of possibility.

Oh, and the great part? Well, not to sound cocky but:
I'm a cutie pie.
I'm pretty well hung.
I'm great with my hands (I give great massages, get your head out of the gutter.)
I'm fit!
I smell great!
And I'm only just a tiny bit awkward and laugh like a hyena. But whatever, you can't have everything, right?

So waddaya say? Let's fuck!
 
Back
Top