You won't believe this one.

[Lisa Denton]

OMG!!! Remember the shoe-bomb guy!!! What if it was some guys carry-on bag and he asked the flight attendant "What is this shit somebody put in my bag?"

He would prolly get killed.

There would prolly be armed military aircraft ready to shoot them out of the sky.

Somebody might even kick the poor dog, and it wasn't his fault.

 

[rikaaim]

Thanks to you guys I dreamt I had an evil college math proffesor forcing us to plant pen bombs in peoples yards. Then I had to kick his ass. Thanks a lot guys.

 

[rgraham666]

You're welcome.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Thanks to you guys I dreamt I had an evil college math proffesor forcing us to plant pen bombs in peoples yards. Then I had to kick his ass. Thanks a lot guys.

Pen bombs? Exploding ink?

 

[rikaaim]

Pen bombs? Exploding ink?

NO! It was damn c-4. It was not a good dream to say the least. That, and I kept PMing everybody. Most of my dream took place on the internet except for a few portions, and that stand alone was on of them. Then, after reading too much of Carson's work, this little boy feel in love with me. Thanks Carson, please do note the huge sarcasm so obviously inotated.

 

[The_Darkness]

You guys have messed up dreams. Not that I'm any better.

Any of y'all ever dream in 3rd person? Or is it always in 1st person?

 

[rikaaim]

You guys have messed up dreams. Not that I'm any better.

Any of y'all ever dream in 3rd person? Or is it always in 1st person?

Both, sometimes I'm even more than one person at once. I love the dreams where you can take control and do whatever you want. When I was young, I always tried to have sex in my dreams.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You guys have messed up dreams. Not that I'm any better.

Any of y'all ever dream in 3rd person? Or is it always in 1st person?

Both at the same time! I'm usually in the audience, watching the dream like a movie, but at the same time I'm one or more of the characters. What a ride! Technicolor too. Sex is ultra intense but food always tastes weird in my dreams.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Then, after reading too much of Carson's work, this little boy feel in love with me. Thanks Carson, please do note the huge sarcasm so obviously inotated.

Duly noted.

 

[yui]

Sex is ultra intense but food always tastes weird in my dreams.

Sorry for the OT, but I have to ask. You have the sense of taste in your dreams?

Really? Is this common? I don't think I ever remember tasting something…except in nightmares and then what I mostly remember is the taste of dust and my own fear.

Do you actually sit down to eat in your dreams?

How neat.

 

[The_Darkness]

I always killed people in my dreams. I guess I'm a little off. Like always, as long as I can remember dreaming, there's been killing.

Once again, another product of having an older brother.....years and years of pent up angst and aggression.

 

[The_Darkness]

Usually anything I taste in dreams is something that I ate the day before and is more than likely still on my breath....though I wouldn't doubt if I'm missing a fabricated smell or two....

I feel pain in my dreams. All the time. I've seen/felt/watched myself die I can't even remember the total number of times it's happened.

 

[rikaaim]

Sorry for the OT, but I have to ask. You have the sense of taste in your dreams?

Really? Is this common? I don't think I ever remember tasting something…except in nightmares and then what I mostly remember is the taste of dust and my own fear.

Do you actually sit down to eat in your dreams?

How neat.

.

I remember this one dream. It had nothing to do with anything, but I tasted the best fried chicken EVER. It was so good. The herbs and the spices, then the thorns from the rose bushes stuck me. Again the chicken had nothing to do with anything, I just tasted it. While being chased through a haunted rosebush garden. Gotta love the inspiration of video games. Damn Castlevania.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Sorry for the OT, but I have to ask. You have the sense of taste in your dreams?

Really? Is this common? I don't think I ever remember tasting something…except in nightmares and then what I mostly remember is the taste of dust and my own fear.

Do you actually sit down to eat in your dreams?

How neat.

Yes. I was a professional pastry chef for 9 years and cooking is a passion... I used to invent recipes in my dreams.

One dream... chocolate. It tasted bitter and greasy, not good. I can still taste it in the back of my throat. Then there are foods I haven't had yet, but I can taste them in dreams. I had that experience the first time I had sushi. I'd been wanting it all my life and just didn't know it.

Sushi.... mmmmm....

 

[The_Darkness]

Carson...that's kinda cool.

rikaaim...yeah, video games are good for that. We played WAY too much Goldeneye for the N64 my second year of college...the whole floor would get together and just kinda filter in and out, passing controllers in multiplayer. There was one stretch the Nintendo was on for 36 hours straight with probably no more than a 5 minute break when no one was playing. Crazy.

Anyway, one of the kids who lived in the room woke up screaming because he thought he was surrounded by mines. It was great! No fried chicken though. If anything it would have been a Frisco burger from Hardees for him. I pity you people who have Carl's Jr's instead of a Hardees. Hardees used to be the bomb.

 

[rikaaim]

Carson...that's kinda cool.

rikaaim...yeah, video games are good for that. We played WAY too much Goldeneye for the N64 my second year of college...the whole floor would get together and just kinda filter in and out, passing controllers in multiplayer. There was one stretch the Nintendo was on for 36 hours straight with probably no more than a 5 minute break when no one was playing. Crazy.

Anyway, one of the kids who lived in the room woke up screaming because he thought he was surrounded by mines. It was great! No fried chicken though. If anything it would have been a Frisco burger from Hardees for him. I pity you people who have Carl's Jr's instead of a Hardees. Hardees used to be the bomb.

TD! Please invite me to your paradise. That's heaven my friend. If I die, I want to go to that exact time and dorm living quater. And there MUST be a Hardees for it to be heaven.

 

[yui]

Yes. I was a professional pastry chef for 9 years and cooking is a passion... I used to invent recipes in my dreams.

One dream... chocolate. It tasted bitter and greasy, not good. I can still taste it in the back of my throat. Then there are foods I haven't had yet, but I can taste them in dreams. I had that experience the first time I had sushi. I'd been wanting it all my life and just didn't know it.

Sushi.... mmmmm....

Oh, I love sushi. It was always a part of my life though, no waiting.

A pastry chef?? How nifty! Dreaming recipes? You impress more everyday.

I have a story about a pastry chef! Not finished, and a bit out of my light & fluffy league because it has some D/s edges. I think cooking is sexy. Just the act itself is erotic, particularly pastries for some reason.

Oy! I am way off topic. Very sorry.

Luck to all,

Yui

 

[yui]

Usually anything I taste in dreams is something that I ate the day before and is more than likely still on my breath....though I wouldn't doubt if I'm missing a fabricated smell or two....

I feel pain in my dreams. All the time. I've seen/felt/watched myself die I can't even remember the total number of times it's happened.

Darkness, you might want to reconsider doing that fighting stuff you do for fun.

I dreamed I found my sixth grade math teacher's head in a ditch and thought I had killed her, but I didn't remember the act itself. I've also dreamed I've been dead, but don't remember actually dying.

rikaaim you might want to not play video games before bed...

Really leaving now - sorry for the OT!

Luck,

Yui

 

[bashfull]

Help me understand this....

The French planted explosives in luggage which the dogs failed to locate?

So, to paraphrase: The French are upset b/c they messed up a blowjob that didn't go to the dogs?







couldn't resist <<weg>>

^5 guys
s ladies

Bash

 

[BlackShanglan]

I've also dreamed I've been dead, but don't remember actually dying.

I once dreamed I'd been shot in the head point blank. It was the most terrifying dream I've ever had. In it, I felt the impact, then felt a sense of paralysis as everything began to grow cold and darkness crept in around the edges of my vision and I began to fade. It was truly horrifying; one of those ones that even when you wake, you're shaken for hours.

Shanglan

 

[rikaaim]

I once dreamed I'd been shot in the head point blank. It was the most terrifying dream I've ever had. In it, I felt the impact, then felt a sense of paralysis as everything began to grow cold and darkness crept in around the edges of my vision and I began to fade. It was truly horrifying; one of those ones that even when you wake, you're shaken for hours.

Shanglan

I know what you mean. Even when you are distanced in your dream, the pain and feelings can be so real. Do our minds really know the difference sometimes? I wonder...

 

[shereads]

This is word-of-mouth; perhaps even an urban legend, but:

According to The Nation, Security at Charles De Gaulle Airport in Paris wanted to test the efficacy of their bomb-sniffing dogs. As an experiment they slipped some plastique explosive in some randomly chosen luggage.

Whoops, the dogs screwed up and didn't sniff out the explosive.

Whoops #2, the security people lost track of the luggage.

ERGO: somewhere in the world there is someone carrying around a package of plastique explosive.

I'll let everyone come up with their own conclusions about what could happen next.

Not to worry. It's already been traded for some of the former Soviet Union's missing plutonium.



The great thing about missing plutonium is, once you let the full implications of it sink in, a little plastique is just another nut with a shoe bomb.

 

[Lisa Denton]

I once dreamed I'd been shot in the head point blank. It was the most terrifying dream I've ever had. In it, I felt the impact, then felt a sense of paralysis as everything began to grow cold and darkness crept in around the edges of my vision and I began to fade. It was truly horrifying; one of those ones that even when you wake, you're shaken for hours.

Shanglan

Maybe you had a broken leg, I mean "They shoot horses-Don't they?"


Ima sorry, once on the late, late, late rerun shows there was an old movie by that name, I think it had like Jane Fonda in it.

 

[The_Fool]

I once dreamed I'd been shot in the head point blank. It was the most terrifying dream I've ever had. In it, I felt the impact, then felt a sense of paralysis as everything began to grow cold and darkness crept in around the edges of my vision and I began to fade. It was truly horrifying; one of those ones that even when you wake, you're shaken for hours.

Shanglan

I woke, sitting straight up in bed, sweating my ass of, breathing hard with my heart about to explode. Sleep was hours in returning...

Yes it happened to me too...

 

[rikaaim]

Just really posting now to have yet another last post. I seem to be the only one around, so my posts go unchallenged. I think I figured out everyone's bedtime around here.