You Win the Mega Millions Jackpot? Yeah, Me Neither

[Seattle Zack]

These state lotteries are appalling. It's just a tax on people that are no good at math.

Ordinarily, I would support a tax on morons, but this is just ridiculous.

 

[elsol]

These state lotteries are appalling. It's just a tax on people that are no good at math.

Ordinarily, I would support a tax on morons, but this is just ridiculous.

Uh... I bet you couldn't convince this guy of it.

That's the beauty of the lotteries.

 

[Liar]

Yeah, gimmie a hundred mils and I'm convinced of anything.

The trick is to convince the rest of the suckers.


You Might Have Already Won!!!

 

[elsol]

Yeah, gimmie a hundred mils and I'm convinced of anything.

The trick is to convince the rest of the suckers.


You Might Have Already Won!!!

The rest of the suckers are already convinced, Liar.

That's why they're called suckers.

If you send us your bank information, we will give you Ugandan assets to liberate in america.

 

[Liar]

If you send us your bank information, we will give you Ugandan assets to liberate in america.

Does that mean I hafta to go to America now? Then I'll have to pass. Got laundry day tomorrow.

 

[cumallday]

Now that the guy won the lottery he can finally get laid by a continuous stream of gold diggin' skanks which, I'm told, are 33% classier than regular skanks. I'm also told that the gold digging breed of skank is also known as the "Vegas skank".

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

I watched the video of this Georgia Truck driver accepting the cash. What a moron. He did said two things that tells it all -

1) "Yeah. Now I can move my wife and daughter (and her kids) out of the trailer..." I can imagine what that place must be like.

2) "This is enough money that I can help a lot of people." Gee. Why doesn't he just take out a billboard saying "Dumb Fuck with free money, Turn left at Harley's Gas Station." After saying that, every leach in America will be on his doorstep leaving him broke in six months.

 

[elsol]

I need a normal guy to win one these things.

I want to hear:

"So what are you going to with the money?"

"Well, I'm going to have some people dig a pool in my backyard, and then I'm going to hire some pool girls like in the movies. Might even put some water in the pool 'cause I like wet girl."