You want to feel old?

[Shock Chick]

U can feel my old bits any time u want shocky luv, seen auntie Katie anywhere tonite.

Let me at you!

Yeah, she's asleep. I made her drink lots of wine earlier.

 

[NoJo]

Let me at you!

Yeah, she's asleep. I made her drink lots of wine earlier.

You probably had to tell her it was piss, or she wouldn't have drunk it.

 

[Shock Chick]

You probably had to tell her it was piss, or she wouldn't have drunk it.

I just heard her retch, in her sleep. She might be sub, but not that sub.

 

[NoJo]

I just heard her retch, in her sleep. She might be sub, but not that sub.

No, she's a good girl. But you're better.

 

[Shock Chick]

No, she's a good girl. But you're better.

Too fucking good for her own good sometimes, but when she finds herself let down, that's good for me, because that's when she unleashes me. Works quite well, and keeps her relatively mentally stable.

I'd love to show you how much better. Fuck, that wine she had has got into my system, too.

 

[pop_54]

Too fucking good for her own good sometimes, but when she finds herself let down, that's good for me, because that's when she unleashes me. Works quite well, and keeps her relatively mentally stable.

I'd love to show you how much better. Fuck, that wine she had has got into my system, too.

You shagging her shocky, or is that just a vicious rumour put about by jealous folks

 

[Shock Chick]

You shagging her shocky, or is that just a vicious rumour put about by jealous folks

Yes, I'm shagging her, and I don't usually have to get her drunk.

 

[pop_54]

Yes, I'm shagging her, and I don't usually have to get her drunk.

Hmm, that's what made me wonder if it was true or not, she doesn't normally need loosening up with booze

 

[Shock Chick]

Hmm, that's what made me wonder if it was true or not, she doesn't normally need loosening up with booze

Nah, she's always up for it, that one.

 

[minsue]

And she's older than I am.

Ditto.

 

[Wildcard Ky]

Like I really needed something else to make me feel old.

 

[yui]

Ditto.

Let's revel in our youth, okay, Min?


So you want to get wasted and skinny-dip at your house or mine?

Whew, that was close. You might have had to hang out with Paris Hilton.

She gives me the willies for some reason. I like to think I'm not suffering from nasty-rich-blonde-ho-envy, but I might be.

 

[minsue]

Let's revel in our youth, okay, Min?


So you want to get wasted and skinny-dip at your house or mine?


She gives me the willies for some reason. I like to think I'm not suffering from nasty-rich-blonde-ho-envy, but I might be.

I'd better get revelling. It's slipping through my fingers.


I don't think it's envy, Yui. She creeps the hell out of me. *shudder*

 

[yui]

I'd better get revelling. It's slipping through my fingers.


I don't think it's envy, Yui. She creeps the hell out of me. *shudder*

Let's wassail.

I think Paris has just a wee bit of the sociopath in her eyes.

Or it could still be envy on my part.

 

[davidwatts]

You mean all this time I could have been listening to Frank Ifield?

Oh no, not him.

I had an album back in my youth of Frank Ifield with the Beatles on it as well. I pitched it because the guy's voice made me ill. It's probably worth about a million bucks today. Was he an influence on Slim Whitman or was it the other way around?

 

[SeaCat]

Let's revel in our youth, okay, Min?


So you want to get wasted and skinny-dip at your house or mine?


She gives me the willies for some reason. I like to think I'm not suffering from nasty-rich-blonde-ho-envy, but I might be.

Yui,
I don't think you are either. For reason she gives ME the willies. I'm sorry but by the time I got drunk enough to bed her I would be too drunk to get it up.

The other day I overheard a youngster of indeterminate gender commenting that they had to register for the draft. That made me stop and think about it. Damn it when I registered it's parents probably weren't even married yet.

Cat

 

[BlackSnake]

I was at the age where I thought I was way too cool to go see a movie like that, so I saw it on cable when I was in my 30's.

 

[minsue]

Yui,
I don't think you are either. For reason she gives ME the willies. I'm sorry but by the time I got drunk enough to bed her I would be too drunk to get it up.

The other day I overheard a youngster of indeterminate gender commenting that they had to register for the draft. That made me stop and think about it. Damn it when I registered it's parents probably weren't even married yet.

Cat

Cat, if said person has to register, it's a guy. Us wimmin don't register.


Love the AV, BTW.

 

[BlackSnake]

Let's wassail.

I think Paris has just a wee bit of the sociopath in her eyes.

Or it could still be envy on my part.

Yui, I like the little boyshorts

 

[yui]

Yui,
I don't think you are either. For reason she gives ME the willies. I'm sorry but by the time I got drunk enough to bed her I would be too drunk to get it up.

Cat

Glad to hear I'm in good willie company.

Cat, if said person has to register, it's a guy. Us wimmin don't register.


Love the AV, BTW.

"Wimmin"?!

Yui, I like the little boyshorts

*blushing* Thank you! I like the contradiction of ruffled boyshorts.

 

[Boxlicker101]

In repsonse to the thread title: Anytime I want to feel old I just twirl my ear-hairs.

I just walk upstairs

 

[Guest]

You're not jealous Yui. Paris Hilton has joined the ranks of the Olsen Twins and Kathy Lee Gifford as really creepy women.

The only time I'd watch any of them, was if they did a movie where Kathy Lee was the mother, and Paris the big sister to the twins. Directed by David Lynch perhaps.

 

[Guest]

I turned 42 today. I already feel old. But thanks anyway.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I turned 42 today. I already feel old. But thanks anyway.

HAPPY DRAGON DAY!!!

 

[Guest]

You're not jealous Yui. Paris Hilton has joined the ranks of the Olsen Twins and Kathy Lee Gifford as really creepy women.

The only time I'd watch any of them, was if they did a movie where Kathy Lee was the mother, and Paris the big sister to the twins. Directed by David Lynch perhaps.

my rendering of paris hilton:
http://xs17.xs.to/pics/05083/Paris-Hilton-3637.jpg