You want to feel old?

[Guest]

The cute little girl from E.T. turned 30 today.

 

[yui]

The cute little girl from E.T. turned 30 today.

And she's older than I am.

 

[Guest]

And she's older than I am.

I hope you avoided the drug and alcohol addiction at age 12.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Actually, I am only slightly older than E. T.

 

[yui]

I hope you avoided the drug and alcohol addiction at age 12.

Yup. And I also managed to avoid superstardom.

 

[stingray61]

Drew Barrymore? Yeah I fucked her, before Tom Green did.

 

[Guest]

Yup. And I also managed to avoid superstardom.

Whew, that was close. You might have had to hang out with Paris Hilton.

VB: ET is hundreds of years old, so I'm going to assume you mean the movie.

It still ranks as one of the most enjoyable films I've seen. The writer, caught very well how boys talk, and the importance to boys, of their closet (no lewd comments). The writer was married to Harrison Ford until he threw her over for an anorexic, nervous little bird of an actress.

 

[NoJo]

In repsonse to the thread title: Anytime I want to feel old I just twirl my ear-hairs.

 

[Guest]

In repsonse to the thread title: Anytime I want to feel old I just twirl my ear-hairs.

that is such a turn on!
*clench*

 

[Black Tulip]

In repsonse to the thread title: Anytime I want to feel old I just twirl my ear-hairs.

Hm, I merely look at how my moustache is developing.

 

[Guest]

Hm, I merely look at how my moustache is developing.

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[Black Tulip]

Hehehe.

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[pop_54]

The cute little girl from E.T. turned 30 today.

Jesus all you youngsters, that made me 27 when she was born then, and that was three years before I got married for the first and only time, fuck I feel old

 

[Guest]

Jesus all you youngsters, that made me 27 when she was born then, and that was three years before I got married for the first and only time, fuck I feel old

well, pops, after that last squiggle...
you should feel a bit worse for wear... you made me break a sweat... and i make it a point to never sweat.

 

[pop_54]

In repsonse to the thread title: Anytime I want to feel old I just twirl my ear-hairs.

Umm... if i wanna feel young, can I twiddle them sweetheart Ooooo all off with the earrings boys, who's on next

 

[Guest]

Jesus all you youngsters, that made me 27 when she was born then, and that was three years before I got married for the first and only time, fuck I feel old

You're just ripe enough for me, sexy. P.

 

[pop_54]

well, pops, after that last squiggle...
you should feel a bit worse for wear... you made me break a sweat... and i make it a point to never sweat.

My darling, you always make me break out in a sweat as you well know, you make me leak from other places as well, but we won't go into that here (and one for her).

Getting on I might be, but I can still F*** to order

 

[NoJo]

My darling, you always make me break out in a sweat as you well know, you make me leak from other places as well, but we won't go into that here (and one for her).

Getting on I might be, but I can still F*** to order

Funny, I thought you could only fuck to Mantovani.

 

[Honey123]

I don't feel that old....

But, isn't she just beautiful?

 

[Guest]

Drew Barrymore? Yeah I fucked her, before Tom Green did.

That would explain why Tom Green is so fucked up.

 

[pop_54]

Funny, I thought you could only fuck to Mantovani.

No love, I only told you that so as not to offend you about your choice of mood music.

 

[NoJo]

No love, I only told you that so as not to offend you about your choice of mood music.

You mean all this time I could have been listening to Frank Ifield?

 

[Shock Chick]

Yeah, I feel old. Frequently. Well, older than me, anyway.

 

[pop_54]

You mean all this time I could have been listening to Frank Ifield?

Oh God no, he was such a poofter, damn shirt lifter for sure, would come clean about it though like us and 'come out'.

 

[pop_54]

Yeah, I feel old. Frequently. Well, older than me, anyway.

U can feel my old bits any time u want shocky luv, seen auntie Katie anywhere tonite.