!!You want me to suck that thing!!

Funky-Spunky:Bad/or Not a problem?

  • I just say no to funk!

    Votes: 5 33.3%
  • Not a problem

    Votes: 2 13.3%
  • I will continue to slob the knob

    Votes: 6 40.0%
  • Never.. wont touch the stuff

    Votes: 2 13.3%

  • Total voters
    15

icy

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I am sorry if anyone is offended by this following thread but, i have to ask my citizens of Lit a few things about Oral Cop

I cant stand when i go down on a guy and he has FUNKY/SPUNKY!!! you know i understand the occasional taste of <clears throat> pee, but come on. i have had some experiences where just stroking it and have to get a whiff of that pre-cum makes me want to literally spew chunks...If any one has gone through anything remotely close or a similar situation..PLEASE REPLY.:rolleyes: :eek:
 
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Uh oh Icy... what did I tell you about messing around with spoiled spunk... it's not good for you. Get them to eat more fruits for a few weeks.
 
what do fruits have to do with it???

a man should always wash for a lady before serving her........:kiss:
 
Fruit or Juice can change the taste, actually, for men or women. the simplest way to test it is to drink pineapple juice for a few days (or ask your partner to, generally), you should notice that it smells and tastes a bit more like pineapple :)
 
:eek: I am so not into "funk"!! LoL

But i've heard that sometimes what a person eats gives them an odor. I have never had a situation where a cock i was fucking or sucking had an odor. I know if i ever come across someone like that, my mouth won't be going on it that's for sure..LoL we all have a natural smell..but there's a difference between smell, and funk!! LoL
And as for the pee thing u mentioned icy, can't say that i've ever come across that either..hmm..the things i learn on lit i tell ya..LoL

Take care icy;)
 
funk-spunk

I have never had a spoiled smell or odor but I know when I have the flu or a bad cold (yes even when I am sick I am horny) My goo can tend to be thicker or more dense....But I'm not sick now or havent been in a Looooong time, Hint..:D
 
Well, you've come to the right person here!!

I was once with a guy who's cum smelt so bad, and so strong... that it filled the room.

In fact.. his precum alone was horrible.. dare I say it.. disgusting!

There's no way in the world that I could put his cock in my mouth without dry wretching. I have no idea what his diet was like... but it certainly needed changing.

He was great lover.. there was nothing he wouldn't do, and he gave me the best oral I've ever had. But I never saw him again (my choice) because of the smell. I could smell it on me for days later.. that's how bad it was.

yuck!!
 
ditto ladybird--i once had the experience of it actually numbing my lips..

diet is important.. ice cold is right...
eating fresh fruits certainly will help..
also if he is on any daily meds.. that will contributes to the ewwww factor.

outside the D/s circle..
i will refuse to swallow if it isn't in my taste ;)
 
i have never not swollowed ,, but i have had to excuse my self to the bathroom pretty quick after ,,,,,,,, once i almost ate a whole tube of toothpaste to get rid of the taste ,, hee heeb hee hee
 
Guess I've been fortunate. I've never tasted cum that I didn't love. Never a bad odor to it either.

You hear from lots of women that's why they don't like giving oral. It's a shame. I can understand it though. I'd certainly be less than enthusiastic if he had that problem.

There are lots of myths out there about why a guy's cum might be less than appealing. I've always heard that diet makes a difference, but I've never noticed that.
 
Guess I've been fortunate

<------- is looking up "enjoy's" address in the white pages, figuring it will take an hour and a half to be at the door,

I sometimes truly dislike being in one the those moods...Way to horny- mood
 
enjoyingitall said:
Guess I've been fortunate. I've never tasted cum that I didn't love. Never a bad odor to it either.

You hear from lots of women that's why they don't like giving oral. It's a shame. I can understand it though. I'd certainly be less than enthusiastic if he had that problem.

There are lots of myths out there about why a guy's cum might be less than appealing. I've always heard that diet makes a difference, but I've never noticed that.

HEE HEE i never said it would put me off ,, lol i just love it still wink
 
Icy, who's penises have you been chewing?


It's all about the quality of the cock my dear...when a man's precum is so strong it makes you want to vomit that means you are either not sexually attracted or he eats rotten eggs as snacks...

Either way I would suggest putting the man down nicely and running for the door....
 
Not a problem.

Never a problem.

I have yet to taste anyone who was really bad.

The taste of cum isn't something I would order in a milkshake, but when in an erotic mindset, it is ambrosia!
 
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