You think You need Help !!!

[michaelmt1]

Yesterday I was relaxing in my room listening to an old bay City Rollers record. Well my twin sisters can into the room naked and proceded to make love to me. I have to admit that I didnot resist this at all.

Well my Mother with whom I have been having a long time affair came in and caught us. This has caused me a great deal of concern. What was worse tho was that the family dog was fucking me up the ass as I was doing one of my sister. Did I mention I was sucking off my dad at the time.

I might have got away with all this were it not for the fact that I was wearing moms crutchless pantiues and bra at the time.

Im really Really embarrassed .








I dont Know What to Do ?





I need help?



Im a sicko ?







Now you all know : Should I throw away the Bay City Rollers Album or Not ?




Mike

 

[kiwiwolf]

Keep the album, get rid of the dog. Just love those Bay City Rollers...



S A T U R D A Y Night!

 

[Purple Haze]

S A, T U R, D A Y, Night!
S A, T U R, D A Y, Night!
S A, T U R, D A Y, Night!
S A, T U R, D A Y, Night!

 

[Guest]

Sorry, have to take exception here!

The general accepted rule is listening to LP's* of Ol' Blue Eyes** or Johnny Mathis when having sex.


*LP--Long Playing Record. (Archaeic) A large flattened disc of bituminous material with squiggly lines on it that, when connected to an Edison grammaphone, produces music out a sound tube.

**OBE--Frank... uh... Frank... uh... (oh fuck, I forgot!)

 

[kiwiwolf]

S A, T U R, D A Y, Night!
S A, T U R, D A Y, Night!
S A, T U R, D A Y, Night!
S A, T U R, D A Y, Night!

There's a fiver in it if you can name the band members.

 

[michaelmt1]

Derek
Alan
Stuart
Leslie


Was there one more I can remember.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Derek
Alan
Stuart
Leslie


Was there one more I can remember.

The lead singer Woody. Call yourself a Bay City Rollers fan... pfft

 

[michaelmt1]

Kiwi old son old pall that would be Stuart Wood perhaps !


Mike

 

[kiwiwolf]

Kiwi old son old pall that would be Stuart Wood perhaps !


Mike

*Blushing my ass off*

God I hate it when I'm wrong. Good call Mike. I bow to your superior Tartan pants.

 

[michaelmt1]