You tell me why I should want...

[*bratcat*]

 

[Angel]

Well was he at least remotely attractive?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Jeeeeeeez. I didn't know you were going to have such a cow over it. Last time I ever hit on you for phone sex/cyber sex/and anything other sex I could manage to con you into. Huhmph. I didn't think my fake pics were that bad looking.

 

[freakygirl]

to meet you when you have NEVER posted here...but you PM me and ask me to chat and why you can't find a pic of me????


Who else gets these PMs??? Good grief...he was even on my yahoo messenger asking me to add him...when he had his fly open in the pic...jeesh! I do NOT think so!

I'm not sure if i got a pm from the same person you did, but i just found a post in another thread from a guy. He informed my pm box was full and to go empty it so he could pm me. He was pretty new. Only 5 posts are so.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Nope, i never get those. *sigh* even the freaks don't want me.

 

[nasty]

to meet you when you have NEVER posted here...but you PM me and ask me to chat and why you can't find a pic of me????


Who else gets these PMs??? Good grief...he was even on my yahoo messenger asking me to add him...when he had his fly open in the pic...jeesh! I do NOT think so!

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!! I NEVER PM'd you. Although, I WOULD like to see a pic. Come on. Post it. Pagon, give me a sec. I'll PM you. I'm a freak.

 

[Merelan]

Damn Pagan, jst figured out why your av looked familiar. Lauralanthalys standing over Sturm... oh my god. I might cry.

Yes, I know I spelled her name wrong. it has been years since I read those books. Where the hell did I leave them?

 

[BlondeBeauty]

I got an email from a guy who was "requesting permission to land on my landing strip".

Dear Lord.
Still makes me giggle.

 

[Merelan]

Damn, maybe pagan and I should send lousy emails to each other.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

LOL BlondeBeauty

Did It Go Something Like This?

Good evening. This is your pilot Prince speaking.
U r flying aboard the Seduction 747
And this plane is fully equipped with anything your body desires

If 4 any reason there is a loss in cabin pressure
I will automatically drop down 2 apply more
2 activate the flow of excitement
Extinguish all clothing materials and pull my body close 2 yours
Place my lips over your mouth, and kiss, kiss, normally
In the event there is overexcitement
Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device

We ask that U please observe the "No Letting Go" sign
I anticipate a few turbulence along the way

We r now making our final approach 2 Satisfaction
Please bring your lips, your arms, your hips
Into the upright and locked position
4 landing -- Can U feel it? Can U feel it?
Yeah

 

[BlondeBeauty]

DAMN!

Why can't I get a MAN to say that to me?

LOL

 

[Ice Princess]

Wow -- I get the occasional proposition (and sometimes just the word "hi" with nothing else in the message), but nothing like the love pilot's message ... I'm trying to decide if that's a good thing. I think it is.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I Have A Great Suit

And I Think I Just Might Like To Play That Game

How Do You Like Yer Men Sweet Beauty?

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Wow.

I do believe that's the first time a female has ever propositioned me. LOL

 

[Calamity Jane]

Re: Re: You tell me why I should want...

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!! I NEVER PM'd you. Although, I WOULD like to see a pic. Come on. Post it. Pagon, give me a sec. I'll PM you. I'm a freak.

dammit nasty, you make these promises and you never ever follow through with them!

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Excuse me.

He's busy flirting with me, dammit.

HOLD YOUR HORSES!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Gilly Bean]

I've gotten ones more along the lines of, You have an awesome body! I mjust love pregnant women! I am sure you glow. How would you like to glow with me?


-shakes her head- And that was tame in comparision to some I get from these people.

Merelan, I never knew there were so many DL fans out there! My hubby finally... finally got me to read the books. I absolutly LOVE them!

 

[Southern37]

to meet you when you have NEVER posted here...but you PM me and ask me to chat and why you can't find a pic of me????


Who else gets these PMs??? Good grief...he was even on my yahoo messenger asking me to add him...when he had his fly open in the pic...jeesh! I do NOT think so!

WOW...what a loser...does that shit ever work?

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Re: You tell me why I should want...

 

[Southern37]

Re: Re: Re: You tell me why I should want...

I don't know...why don't you try it and find out???

nawwww...I'll stick with the tried and true method...patience, charm, wit, chivalry....topped with (hopefully) old fashioned good looks...lol

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Southern37]

yeah, those qualities work at times, too!

If that doesnt work ill pull my zipper down and flash you!

 

[Merelan]

What? a flashing? where... damn it. I knew I shouldn't have stopped for that second cup of coffee.