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You spent over $100 on Fireworks? Are you crazy?

Killswitch1

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Will be said by many wives and girlfriends this week!


I just heard it.

:eek:

:cool:


Got me 24 nice shells and some roman candles.
 
I remember being fucked one summer's night with the upstairs window open. Some car stopped on the next road over and started shooting off fireworks just as I orgasmed.

Tell me life isn't absurd.
 
Killswitch1 said:
Will be said by many wives and girlfriends this week!


I just heard it.

:eek:

:cool:


Got me 24 nice shells and some roman candles.
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I'd tell you why you being so cheap this year.

No 4th of July fireworks here. Not only are they banned because all of Alaska is burning, but you can't see them because it's too light out.
 
Aquagal said:
I'd tell you why you being so cheap this year.

No 4th of July fireworks here. Not only are they banned because all of Alaska is burning, but you can't see them because it's too light out.
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When is your big show. In fall? I know you did one last year.

We already had our first firework fatality of the year in Michigan! Guy lit a mortar shell off the top of his head.

Darwin was right!

http://www.clickondetroit.com/news/man-killed-fireworks-accident-walled-lake/33823790
 
ms_ann_thrope said:
I remember being fucked one summer's night with the upstairs window open. Some car stopped on the next road over and started shooting off fireworks just as I orgasmed.

Tell me life isn't absurd.
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I find it absurd that you think we would believe that you found a woman who would fuck a tub of lard like yourself.
 
Aquagal said:
I'd tell you why you being so cheap this year.

No 4th of July fireworks here. Not only are they banned because all of Alaska is burning, but you can't see them because it's too light out.
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Hussein Black Obama is banning all things America!
 
Do you know how much makeup and hideous female clothing I could buy for $100? I could be so beautiful.

Who wants to see a pic of my tiny Roman candle? I am Italienne so that joke really works well.
 
actually, these days it's incredibly easy to drop a couple hundred bucks for an only semi-decent cache of fireworks.

i mean, unless you just wanna do bottle rockets and black cats, but fuck that. that shit is lame.
 
pointless said:
actually, these days it's incredibly easy to drop a couple hundred bucks for an only semi-decent cache of fireworks.

i mean, unless you just wanna do bottle rockets and black cats, but fuck that. that shit is lame.
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I have 24 Pro Shells. The best in smaller mortar stuff.

I wish I had some fuse I could make a little show.
 
i actually don't have shit. there will be no kids around qnd i live in town, so why bother? also, i can only really afford the black cats and bottle rockets right now, so that's a double fuck it.
 
I havent bought in years. Im tired of the neighbors weenie dollar store fountain show for his kids.

So are the kids.
 
No, we do it for New Years Eve. I probably have more than a $100 left over from my winter show to piddle around with all year long. We shot some off in May when my dad and Sis were here but we could barely see them and the neighbor came walking down the road whining that he was trying to get his 4 yr old to sleep. It was only 10:30!!! Bright daylight! Sheesh, it's not like the kid had school the next day.

Mortars are the way to go. And those 300 missile things. Kids also like those 3 ft sparklers. If you really want to make it work get a sheet of plywood and set everything on that for one big show. Fuse it all to go off one after another.

Fuck getting shoes when there's fireworks to be lit.
 
Aquagal said:
No, we do it for New Years Eve. I probably have more than a $100 left over from my winter show to piddle around with all year long. We shot some off in May when my dad and Sis were here but we could barely see them and the neighbor came walking down the road whining that he was trying to get his 4 yr old to sleep. It was only 10:30!!! Bright daylight! Sheesh, it's not like the kid had school the next day.

Mortars are the way to go. And those 300 missile things. Kids also like those 3 ft sparklers. If you really want to make it work get a sheet of plywood and set everything on that for one big show. Fuse it all to go off one after another.

Fuck getting shoes when there's fireworks to be lit.
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I wish I had some fuse I'd tie some together but Ill probably just do singles. In my opinion sparklers are the most dangerous firework. Kids running around waving burning hot molten pieces of steel.

What could go wrong?

:)
 
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remy_lebeau8 said:
I saw this on the news this morning. I imagine the phrase "hold my beer" was said at some point. Last year it was the weatherman who lost an eye. Channel 7 news I think
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Yeah and a guy fired a mortar into his chest ...or it went off fast after he lit it. He died.

I don't know what happened with this dude. I guess he held a mortar on his head after lighting but the thing is that the mortar may have been in upside down or the concussion of the launch powder killed him I dunno.


I light fuse and get away like the package says....lol
 
Killswitch1 said:
Yeah and a guy fired a mortar into his chest ...or it went off fast after he lit it. He died.

I don't know what happened with this dude. I guess he held a mortar on his head after lighting but the thing is that the mortar may have been in upside down or the concussion of the launch powder killed him I dunno.


I light fuse and get away like the package says....lol
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They released a bit more. It blew out both sides.
 
I spent a little over $400 for a somewhat decent assortment. Hopefully I will piss off a neighbor or three.
 
Killswitch1 said:
I wish I had some fuse I'd tie some together but Ill probably just do singles. In my opinion sparklers are the most dangerous firework. Kids running around waving burning hot molten pieces of steel.

What could go wrong?

:)
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Oh no, Roman candles are much more fun and dangerous. Certainly you and your friends shot each other, right?

Killswitch1 said:
Yeah and a guy fired a mortar into his chest ...or it went off fast after he lit it. He died.

I don't know what happened with this dude. I guess he held a mortar on his head after lighting but the thing is that the mortar may have been in upside down or the concussion of the launch powder killed him I dunno.


I light fuse and get away like the package says....lol
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Pussy.
 
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