You said what?

[Isevil1976]

We’ve all had that moment, you’re somewhere or with someone and you blurt out your response before thinking, So what was yours?

Mine was this past weekend, my wife and I talk provocatively and use innuendo quite often, we were on my food truck working a family friendly event, we had been flirting and teasing each other before the event(working in tight quarters of a food truck makes for close contact) but it was time to get to work. I’m cooking away and my wife is taking orders when I ask her to pause the line and help expedite meals, as the last of the tickets are now up on the rail, she’s walks back to the front of the truck and asks from the order window, “want me to do these two guys?” So my only natural response was to stick my head out the service window, look, and say “I wouldn’t be opposed to it, but right now or after we finish cooking?”

 

[CockSparrow]

Not so much what I said as what she said.

We had a specialty poultry shop open in a village near us. Fresh chicken, duck, turkey, and a few other formerly-feathered meats. On the day that I first visited it, the place was packed. But, eventually, it was my turn to be served.

'How can I help?' the young lady behind the counter asked.

'Do you have a couple of large breasts?' I enquired.

The young lady looked down at her chest, and then looked back at me. 'I guess they are pretty large,' she said. And, yes, they certainly were.

 

[Suburbia]

Not quite on topic but close and perhaps the only time I will get to tell this story.

I was in college and watching Sunday afternoon football. My GF at the time came on to me and we started having sex during the game I didn't really watch the game but I happened to look up and see a particularly good play. It was coming down toward the end of a close game and my team was driving for the go ahead score and they picked up a 3rd and 10 to which I exclaimed without thinking, "YES!"

And then realized I was fucking my GF I said it a few more times with a moan to make it seem like I was excited about the sex.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

One night I was finishing work and getting ready to head for home. My wife was already on her way home. She called and asked what I wanted to eat for dinner.
"Pussy," I replied instantly.
"My mother's in the car and you're on speaker. Do you want to change your answer."
"No, I'm good."

 

[Toylovr]

One night I was finishing work and getting ready to head for home. My wife was already on her way home. She called and asked what I wanted to eat for dinner.
"Pussy," I replied instantly.
"My mother's in the car and you're on speaker. Do you want to change your answer."
"No, I'm good."

I LOVE it!!!!
Did you two have a great sex session that night? I bet your mother in law had some pretty naughty thoughts that night when she went to bed!

 

[Uncut1969]

We’ve all had that moment, you’re somewhere or with someone and you blurt out your response before thinking, So what was yours?

Mine was this past weekend, my wife and I talk provocatively and use innuendo quite often, we were on my food truck working a family friendly event, we had been flirting and teasing each other before the event(working in tight quarters of a food truck makes for close contact) but it was time to get to work. I’m cooking away and my wife is taking orders when I ask her to pause the line and help expedite meals, as the last of the tickets are now up on the rail, she’s walks back to the front of the truck and asks from the order window, “want me to do these two guys?” So my only natural response was to stick my head out the service window, look, and say “I wouldn’t be opposed to it, but right now or after we finish cooking?”

Never know unless you ask !

 

[Isevil1976]

Today was the newest freaudian slip, talking to a coworker and they asked if i was going out after work for dinner and drinks, like a few of us do a couple times a month, and of course i said

"No, I'm going to eat out my wife" instead of I'm going out to eat with my wife.

 

[SleepySugar]

I had gone out to dinner with a bunch of friends and we ended up at this Chinese place. Our waitress was not the best speaker of the English language and when getting refills for us she went to confirm with one of the guys that he had been drinking Coke but it came out sounding like cock. The guy being a comedian told the waitress he did in fact have a cock and was also drinking Coke. The remark turned our waitress bright red and sent her running from our table and a mixture of laughter from the rest of us and feeling bad for the waitress.

 

[abvt75]

I had gone out to dinner with a bunch of friends and we ended up at this Chinese place. Our waitress was not the best speaker of the English language and when getting refills for us she went to confirm with one of the guys that he had been drinking Coke but it came out sounding like cock. The guy being a comedian told the waitress he did in fact have a cock and was also drinking Coke. The remark turned our waitress bright red and sent her running from our table and a mixture of laughter from the rest of us and feeling bad for the waitress.

Happens to me all the time ! But I love it no matter what

 

[abvt75]

I had gone out to dinner with a bunch of friends and we ended up at this Chinese place. Our waitress was not the best speaker of the English language and when getting refills for us she went to confirm with one of the guys that he had been drinking Coke but it came out sounding like cock. The guy being a comedian told the waitress he did in fact have a cock and was also drinking Coke. The remark turned our waitress bright red and sent her running from our table and a mixture of laughter from the rest of us and feeling bad for the waitress.

The best time to visit Chinese restaurants is winter… especially the ones in small town America ! I love it … family run and they are good at what they do! Even sex )

 

[SleepySugar]

The best time to visit Chinese restaurants is winter… especially the ones in small town America ! I love it … family run and they are good at what they do! Even sex )

I call rural America home so not too many Chinese places here but I do enjoy the ones that are here. I love the food and do not know about the sex. We did have a Oriental massage parlor for many years that rumors always floated around about however.

 

[abvt75]

I call rural America home so not too many Chinese places here but I do enjoy the ones that are here. I love the food and do not know about the sex. We did have an Oriental massage parlor for many years that rumors always floated around about however.

@SleepySugar I didn’t have the guts to ask the owner when I was on a road trip. It was rural Wisconsin . She was so warm and we had a good conversation…. Extremely flirty. I was the last customer for lunch. I wish I would have said something… the outcome might have been different. I had to come back home and hit the road…. Missed opportunities

 

[SleepySugar]

@SleepySugar I didn’t have the guts to ask the owner when I was on a road trip. It was rural Wisconsin . She was so warm and we had a good conversation…. Extremely flirty. I was the last customer for lunch. I wish I would have said something… the outcome might have been different. I had to come back home and hit the road…. Missed opportunities

They always say taking the first step is the hardest.

 

[Isevil1976]

Just happened again, first time in a while. Wife takes sip of water
Customer: excuse me
Wife: gulping " sorry having trouble swallowing"
Me: "we can work that later"
Customer

 

[WonderPonder]

I have a tendency to blurt things out when my wife and I play. Usually when she's giving me a nice slow handjob with me being all worked up.
We entered into a cuckold marriage on New Years eve and do lots of both fantasy and real life hot talk. I've blurted lots of things but probably the biggest was 3 or 4 weeks ago when I got to watch them together for the first time.

My wife set a weight loss goal last summer to weigh in at 135lbs which was her wedding day weight. She wanted to fit into her wedding dress. I brought up that when she makes her goal she should wear it for Joe and make love in it. She liked the idea and Joe really loved the idea.
It was extremely intense watching him make love to my wife while she was in her dress with white stockings and garter belt. He announced he was going to cum and I blurted out for him to cum inside her to consummate their marriage. I said a few other things that night but that was probably the most intense.