You people need to chill out. The Johnny Cool way.

[Johnny Cool]

Yeah. Say it with me. Johnny Coooooooooool.

All mellow, none of the yelling and the fussin. Just laughin and lovin.

Johnny Cool.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Johnny Cool]

Remind anyone of Rick Deville? Is that what his name was?

Hey, hey sounds like a real cool cat. If he's caught the Johnny Cool vibe, he's all right with me.

Johnny Cool. Cool Johnny.

 

[PAPAGORGIO]

Not cool. Please stop. Thank you.

 

[Laurel]

I want the Johnny Cool vibe. Show me the way.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I know the way to San Jose. Is it near there?

 

[Weevil]

Not cool. Please stop. Thank you.

Not to worry. Not cool? Hey man I'm just frontin what I'm reppin' which is pretty cool regardless of who does it.

Johnny Cool. The Man, The Myth, The worn-out joke.

 

[Wiggles]

They have a Johnny Cool vibe? Do you stick it in the freezer first? Wouldn't that mess up the little vibrator inside?

 

[Johnny Cool]

Not to worry. Not cool? Hey man I'm just frontin what I'm reppin' which is pretty cool regardless of who does it.

Johnny Cool. The Man, The Myth, The worn-out joke.

Hey, Screw You.

Johnny Cool. Tired of Weevil stealing my props.

 

[Guest]

 

[Johnny Cool]

I want the Johnny Cool vibe. Show me the way.

Heyyyyyy. A solid student. Cool, cool. The lesson number one is be yourself, the honey follows.

Johnny Cool. Thinks Weevil is a bitch.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Hey man I'm just frontin what I'm reppin' which is pretty cool regardless of who does it.

I thought you left. Fuck, I hate when people do that. Now I have to get the Wite-Out...

 

[Laurel]

You can borrow mine, it might need a bit of a wash in warm soapy water first, though

Wow! It's...nicely sized...

 

[Wiggles]

I thought you left. Fuck, I hate when people do that. Now I have to get the Wite-Out...

Do you have a problem with me?

 

[Johnny Cool]

Dixon seems to have a problem with lots of people. Awwwright.

Johnny Cool. Wondering what crawled up DCL's butt.

 

[lavender]

 

[Johnny Cool]

Good god.

Right on, my man. God is a chillin cat indeed.

Johnny Cool. Thinkin' lavender is a pretty cool guy.

 

[Scruffy's Bitch]

I am being forced to take drastic measures, at the request of my man, da Scruffster, to eliminate Johnny Cool.

He's a bad seed, as if you can't already tell.

Regards,
Da Bitch

 

[Scruffy]

Bitch, please. I do not need my ho's spitting game for me.

Johnny Cool is my boi. From back in the day.

Fuckin' eh

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Do you have a problem with me?

LOL No, of course not.

I hit the wrong "Quote" button. I went back and fixed it. Sorry Wiggles.

 

[Guest]

Yeah. Say it with me. Johnny Coooooooooool.

All mellow, none of the yelling and the fussin. Just laughin and lovin.

Johnny Cool.

hehe, you sound like me buddy Vudukat......now he's a cool dude.

Moon

 

[sch00lteacher]

I thought you left. Fuck, I hate when people do that. Now I have to get the Wite-Out...

Pretty funny.

 

[scylis]

you may be "Johnny Cool" cool, but you ain't "John Shaft" cool.

Shaft!

Dig.

 

[sch00lteacher]

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Johnny Cooooooooooooool.