You Ought to be in Pictures

[Destroyah1981]

I would send a picture of my penis but hell
I'm only average(5 1/2)so I don't think there
is really any need in it.

 

[Magic Merlin]

Cool smilies, LL.


Thanks, MM

 

[SierraSky]

Hi Phantom,

I am a shower a day woman. Can't go a day without one. I am a 29 year old female 2 wonderful twin girls that are 5 and engaged to a wonderful man. I have no reason to lie about myself look at my profile it tells all.

I am so sorry to read about your incident. I hope you replied back and gave him a piece of your mind.

Catch you around the boards.

Sierra

 

[Thumper]

Sierra...fellow Ohioan here.Greetings!!!

Ummm...er... you allowed your 5 year old twins to get engaged to a wonderful man??? Seems to me you would have snagged him for yourself! But I suppose the kids come first eh? No sacrifice too great..(just never heard of it going this far B4)
*walks away scratching his head*

[This message has been edited by Thumper (edited 05-11-2000).]

 

[SierraSky]

Okay Thumper,

I screwed up above and take full responsibility. I meant me not my girls. Though they do come with the package.

The girls aren't truley his through conception but he has taken the role since the girls were 9 months old. Their biological father doesn't want to be in the pic. His loss!.

Do you have any kids?

Sierra

 

[StarryEyz]

Princess- So sorry to hear about your bad experience, but I can't say I am surprised.

LIke Merlin, I won't do nude pics on the net. I am more than happy to send a good REAL pic, but even that has backfired on me at least once.

as far as normal, I guess I think I am anyway. 29 yrs old, married for 10 years in 5 days (thank you very much

), 2 fantastically wonderful sons, a responsible parent, an executive with a construction company, I know more about power tools than most of my guys, I love building, I was a roadie for many years before settling down, I am working on my masters in Quantum Mechanics, I write erotica (thank you Laurel for my publishing!), I am also a 5'3" Mexican gal (hey Latina!), I lve my imagination and I enjoy a good intellectual debate.

I guess I have alot of things about me that people find odd. I am bisexual, my husband and I have both a boyfriend and a girlfriend that we enjoy together and separately. I don't flaunt it but I am proud of the woman I have become, in all facets. My VERY close friends joke that I see the world as way to positive and accepting. They tell me I live inside my own world, and just function in thiers. "Come to my rabbit hole " I tell them

So I cheerfully invite all of you to come down the rabbit hole to visit me. In my world, there is no judgement and alot of laughter.

And the Knights Who Say NEE guard the entrance. Just remember to bring a shrubbery and you'll get in no problem.

 

[Thumper]

Sierra Sky...I have three children...sending one off to college next fall! Yippee...pre med! Looking to go into Psychiatry...I guees she wants to figure this weird family out

I thought the Knights who say nee became the Knights who say echy echy echy ptang zoom boing...or some such silliness. Loved that movie! Just beware the deadly rabbit of caerbanogg....me, I will just stay at the castle Anthrax and punish the evil bad awful Zoot....and her minions...

Posted by Tim the Enchanter....

 

[StarryEyz]

A SPANKING! A SPANKING!

SPANK ME! I'VE BEEN VERY BAD.........

 

[Magic Merlin]

StarryEyz,

So cool.

You said two of my favorite words, in the same post..Quantum Mechanics and Knights who say nee......I did some graduate work in Quantum Theory, but then made the mistake of reading works by John Wheeler and Roger Penrose...My mind was never the same.....I became a relativist after that.

I've read your posts and some of your storys and always thought you had a wonderful mind, but I could never put my finger on it...Ah,,quantum and Knights who say nee....You have to be a wonderful person...

I really think that is cool....I try and read articles on QT now and then, but don't seem to have the time...

Have you ever read anything by Danah Zohar? I've read several books by her in the last few years and find her ideas interesting...The Quantum Self and Quantum Society.....although the last one I never finished...

take care

Hey Thumper, Your a man after my own heart..Any person who knows the story of the Knights who say Nee and tale of the deadly rabbit of caerbanogg has to have his head and heart in the right place..

Of course you know I'm sure, that even if your daughter becomes the most brilliant psychiatrist in the world, she will never be able to understand someone who likes the Knights who say Nee..That's a proven impossibility.....

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[Thumper]

Words of truth thou dost speak merlin. My daughter would probably say "This is dumb" if she ever saw "The Holy Grail"...but I could be wrong. I will perhaps rent it today and see what happens. I know my sons will howl as they have a well developed appreciation of all things silly and insane. Hence more work for the daughter in later years!

But for now I will have to attend the punishment of Zoot...er...StarryEyz...

You have been Bad StarryEyz and I shall spank you now so do be a good girl and kindly bend over my Nee...er knee!

I shall give you 3 spanks...counting only to 3. I shall not count to 4, nor shall I count to 2, excepting that I shall immediately proceed to 3. 3 shall be the counting...and the counting shall be 3.

Tim the Enchanter

 

[Magic Merlin]

LMAO@Thumper

Thee are a good man, Thumper Dude. Now, tend to thine business of administering thy proper punishment...


<funny looking guy walks into thread>

Stop! Stop! Stop this thread, right now, I say! This thread is silly!!

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[Thumper]

.....And now, for something completely different.

 

[Magic Merlin]

Originally posted by Thumper:
.....And now, for something completely different.

"The Larch." "The Larch."

<wondering how many people will actually get this or just think the sorcerer is a tad crazy

)



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[Thumper]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK

I sleep all night and I work all day!

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch.

I go to the lavatory...

On Wednesdays I go shopping,

and have buttered scones for tea!

Etc Etc Etc


* The Parrot is indeed dead dead dead!*

nudge nudge wink wink