You must be honest

[Slut_boy]

Heh, heh *chuckles* Here is a question for calls for brutal honesty. Now you have to promise not to fib.....

"how many times a day do you masturbate?"

 

[Slut_boy]

Yeah, okay I hear you - I'll go first. I usually wank twice a day, at least. Now don't come with that story of being married, etc, because I might add, I live with my girlfriend - and so its the same thing.

 

[Hawksview]

question number ? on SB's top ten "curious about sexual mores" list.

a mind is a terrible thing to waste, and I don't think you'll ever be in danger of that.

personally it can vary depending upon the amount of free time I have, and availability of partners.

so the range is anywhere from 1 to 4 times a day. 1 would be the minimum, always in the morning - I like to start every day off with a pleasant experience. it makes me more relaxed and focused going into my day.

the few times I didn't (woke up late etc..) I was a real bear all day. probably to high a testosterone level or endorphin withdrawals.

a secondary question to this would be what is your favorite type of material to get you in the mood. visual, stories, audio or that primary sexual organ the mind. guys/ladies.....

 

[Angel]

Ooh so I get to be the first girl answering hehe. I do it about once a day on average hehe

 

[Fletch_99]

on average i'd have to say once a day, but there's been other days, that i've wanked more, and other's less. And i'm married, so slut_boy's right, that's no excuse!!!!!

 

[Endlessly]

Ummmm.. Sometimes once in the morning, usually once late at night. Hell, if I talked about the whole bic pen thing, I shouldn't be embarassed to answer this. *chuckling*

 

[BIGPOPPAPUMP]

usually once, sometimes twice a day, but my record is six.. does that pale in comparison to anybody else?

 

[C&C]

I guess I seem pretty much like everyone else in here. I usually do it once a day(late night), and some days 2 or 3 times.

 

[SpecialK]

Well, you wanted honesty... here it goes.... maybe I'm abnormal here or something but I only masturbate oh.... every week or so. It seems that sometimes I can go a week or two without masturbating and then all of a sudden I can't get enough and would be content to masturbate the day away. <shrug>

K

 

[Butterfly]

oh heck why not answer to this one...I answered how to masturbate, I guess I can't very well say I don't do it huh? *shurgs and grins*

well hard to pinpoint, probably once a day, have gone a few days without doing it but then when I do that could be allot more than once a day, could be whenever I get a chance!

okay now I'm blushing, I think I'll go back to corner now...

 

[Slut_boy]

Thanks for the replies, I kinda feel that I know some of you a little better now - for example, its not long now until Endlessly has to go and frig herself to sleep *winks at Endlessly* Oops, I am myself almost due for another five knuckle shuffle *laughs*

 

[Endlessly]

*laughing* Not quite.. It's 10:45 AM here, Slutboy. If I did that, I'd sleep through choir.. NOT a good thing. See my comment in a different thread about nice voices being a turn-on. *Grin*

A side note: Yesterday we were doing warmups and our prof had us get in a line and massage the shoulders of the person next to us.. I was massaging the shoulders of a really beautiful redhead and getting my shoulders massaged by a sexy baritone who was singing in my ear.. Ohhhhhhh man.. That was an almost orgasmic experience. Yummy.

*cough* But I digress.

 

[PHANTOM5875]

Slut_boy, sorry to be tardy in replying. I was so inspired by SpecialK's posting on the 24th, I have been wanking off ever since and, my god!, I went blind! Just got my vision back enough to type this posting!

Butterfly, would you please move closer to the corner? The heat from your blushing face is melting my edible underwear!

Seriously, I would say that I average close to twice a day during a normal work week, once in the morning and once before I retire.

PHANTOM

 

[Havocman]

Okay, well I might as well loosen up a little more with you folks so here goes...

Actually not EVERY day, but when I miss one I make up for lost time the next time the opportunity *ahem* arises, so to speak. I guess if I were to average it out over the course of a week, probably once a day...and oh yeah, I'm married also, but that's never stopped me from enjoying a little ALONE time every now and then *sheepish grin*

Havoc

 

[Eve_of_destruction]

X's per day??? Damn, after reading the replies, methinks there's something wrong with me... it's more like once every MONTH or so... don't get me wrong, i enjoy masturbation, but it's so... boring, compared to sex, that i either do it only whenever i haven't had sex for quite awhile (which is rare) and then, to spice it up a bit, i'll make a big production out of it... i won't go into details, but it requires some time and planning and a trip to the grocery store, if u know what i mean! I'd just much rather be fucking, so solo masturbation is for those rare times when i'm fuckless. But if the person i'm with wants to watch me go to work, then i'm totally down with it!

 

[Slut_boy]

*ROTFLMAO at phantom,s edible undies*

Jeeeez, Eve, I just know that I want to see you when you do it. Hell, you'll remember from a previous thread that I am not afraid to do it in front of others either even if Lasher doesn't want ton have the video *laughs*

 

[Eve_of_destruction]

And slut boy, if you will remember from a previous thread, I, too, am a voyeuristic slut.... I just love to watch! There's nothing finer than seeing a guy giving himself pleasure - unless I could go down on him before he finishes... yes, that WOULD be finer! ;-)

Peace,
Eve

 

[Slut_boy]

Jeeez Eve, that is beautiful *slut boy fans himself trying to cool down*

 

[Hullo_nurse]

I'd have to say that I get myself off maybe once a week or so. Like others have posted, there are some weeks where I frig off 4-5 times in one day, and then there can be a week where I don't at all. It really depends on how attentive my darling hubbie is to my needs...

 

[Slut_boy]

*laughs*

I was going back in time - kinda nostalgically - just to see what we were like when some of us first met. Wow, this was one of the first threads that I posted. What makes you think that I had just discovered this site and was feeling a little guilty? *blush*

I love the way that people have changed over the year. Endlessly, for example, was still pretty bashful. Hullo_Nurse, well she never has been. I love Havoc's reply. And then there's Fletch, and Eve *dries a tear*.

Anyway, some of you that weren't around then, methinks, have some answers to give. How many times? Come on ..... be honest.

 

[Gingersnap]

Slut boy you must have incredible fun facts stored in your hard not to mention hard drive. At least twice a day and sometimes most times more like three to four. Not saying whether it is with or without but like you pay for view would not inhibit me. As for more details well you would have to put on quite a show for my answer you handsome rascal.

 

[R Nitelight]

Whenever I have a free moment. Why not? It's there!

 

[Deborah]

Where you been slut_boy? Off saving the world again, you sweet thing?

In answer to your question: Every time I look at your pic.

BTW, how come you took your cutie pic off your Member Profile? Worried someone might recognize you? Good thing I didn't post that pic of you in the pink panties on Literotica, 'eh?

Uh oh. You did say I could do whatever I wanted with that pic. Gingersnap has one. And Endlessly. And a few other girlfriends. But I'm sure they won't tell. If you, if you ... Well, I'm sure we'll think of something!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I often wonder 'bout myself, yeah

I think it depends upon the moon, the stars, the tide, my diet, my attitude of the day - haven't a clue - at least once and day (real sex too - once a day - except during my wife's time - and even then sometimes) and if for some reason the planets are aligned - man - depends 3, 4 or even 5. I've had to relieve myself in some pretty unique places too - in a cable riser (essentially a tech closet) in the FBI building, right outside the directors office - in projection rooms - in the car with wife watching - all kinds of places. Got to - or burst.

 

[dancinvixen]

I only masturbate under extreme pressure. But unfortunately since I have been so spoiled by my husband it does nothing to relieve the ache. I can get myself to the edge, but then, that's it, I just hang there, and end up making my poor clitty hurt trying to cum.