You mother fuckers think you're big time?

[Guest]

 

[mbb308]

Know what you mean.

Wonder what the use is some days . . . .

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I saw that gun in the back of a comic book....it was right next to the sea monkeys.

 

[LordMagicMan]

Little shitty Lit chit chat

Gets me pissed

Then go somewhere else?

 

[Guest]

 

[Lasher]

His name was Rico... He wore a diamond...

 

[Guest]

 

[islandman]

Big gun, little barrel.


yeah, that explains a lot.

 

[Rex1960]

His name was Rico... He wore a diamond...

lmao

and yellow ribbons and feathers
if only that trigger was bigger
to attach anything

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Big gun, little barrel.


yeah, that explains a lot.

lol

 

[Shaq]

His name was Rico... He wore a diamond...

Mwuahahaha!

 

[G.R.]

That was an easy cut and paste.


Where is your dick? Shoot us with that and we'll probably die more horrifyingly than if you drilled us full of lead.

 

[Lasher]

his name was Hanns.....he kicked your cunt and raped your aunts

You're not very bright, are ya Hanns? Is that all you got?

 

[islandman]

his name was Hanns.....he kicked your cunt and raped your aunts

I like this one better:


His name was Hanss-y, he was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in his hair and a dress cut down to there
He would merengue and do the cha-cha
But while he tried to be a star,
Tony always tended bar
Across the crowded floor, he worked from 8 til 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

 

[Guest]

 

[islandman]

Island man has a disturbing knowledge of shit songs


Camp fucker

I dated a girl named Lola. Bet you have bigger tits than her though. Or, has the operation been postponed again?

Hmmmmmmmm, where does one go to find a pic of an Uzi with two tits coming out of it?

 

[Lasher]

Hey, Hanns. You suck.

 

[Lasher]

. Bet you have bigger tits than her though.

Hanns. Hanns had bitch tits.

 

[islandman]

Hey, Hanns. You suck.

dude, you're from Pittsburgh. You can do so much better.

lol

 

[Guest]

 

[islandman]

<steps in>


<pulls strings>


<steps out>

Now, try it without the potty-trainer like the big boys do. I know you can do it.

 

[Lasher]

dude, you're from Pittsburgh. You can do so much better.

lol

It's something new I call Minimalist Heckling. I'm trying to juxtapose an understated kinda dissatisfaction versus Hanns' over the top and sadly dated schtick.

I got the idea at the Warhol Museum if that helps, lol.

 

[islandman]

Or.......

<steps in>


<pulls strings>


<steps out>

<click>

<click>


Yells Hanns, "Mummy! You forgot the load the mags again, ya dumb bitch!".


the end.

 

[islandman]

It's something new I call Minimalist Heckling.

I like. Tell me more.