You might be....

[DevilishTexan]

You Just Might Be a Redneck Master...

If the floor of your dungeon is covered with oil slicks and grease
stains, you just might be a redneck master.

If your idea of fetish gear is camouflage pants, NASCAR t-shirt and
baseball cap, you just might be a redneck master.

If the only submissive you play with is also your wife, your sister
and your aunt, you just might be a redneck master.

If you need to move carburetors and dead batteries to get at the St.
Andrew's cross, you just might be a redneck master. LOL

If you keep your crops in a rack on the rear window of the cabin of
your pick-up truck, you might just be a redneck master.

If your cane doubles as your CB antenna, you just might be a redneck
master.

If your submissive sleeps outside in a cage and your hunting dogs
share your bed, you just might be a redneck master.

If you repair your leather with duct tape, you might just be a redneck
master.

If your idea of a quality leather shop is BillyJoeBob's Beer and Bait,
you just might be a redneck master.

If you have ever had to take down the deer you were dressing in order
to restrain your slave, you just might be a redneck master.


You Just Might Be a Redneck Sub...

If you have ever gone to a play party in curlers and a kerchief, you
just might be a redneck sub.

If you count your spankings "1...2...3...the next number...the next
number...the next number...", you just might be a redneck sub.

If your safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin' Ma", you might just be
a redneck sub.

If you know what your Master expects from you by the way he belches,
you just might be a redneck sub.

If your master tells you to fix him a steak, and you start by loading
the shotgun, you just might be a redneck sub.

If fulfilling your master's every whim means picking up a 12-pack and
changing the TV channels for him, you might just be a redneck sub.

If you have ever been bound and gagged in the bed of a rusty pickup
you just might be a redneck sub.

If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of
pink flamingos, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you have ever had to use your safeword in order to spit tobacco
juice, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you have ever used nipple clamps in order to remove tics from
Master's huntin' dogs, you just might be a redneck sub.

Hehe.

 

[shy slave]

Great list lol

If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of
pink flamingos, you just might be a redneck sub.

In Uk that would make you from Essex

 

[Xelebes]

If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of
pink flamingos, you just might be a redneck sub.

One for the win.

 

[BlueSugar]

haha thanks for the funny DT

"If your cane doubles as your CB antenna, you just might be a redneck
master."

and this ... isn't a bad idea for a pervertable... lol !

 

[Honeysucklevine]

Hey, that's my cousin, er, uh, I mean, boyfriend yer talkin' bout !

 

[DevilishTexan]

"If your cane doubles as your CB antenna, you just might be a redneck
master."

and this ... isn't a bad idea for a pervertable... lol !

I bought one of those whip antennas, the short black ones, and didn't like it on my car so I used it as a whip. Worked perfectly.

If I use jumper cables instead of nipple/clit clamps does that make me a redneck?

 

[h_i_s]

If your collection of nipple pasties/danglies are limited to Corona & Bud caps ... you might be a redneck Dom.

If the plastic bottle holders of your six pack double as cuffs and shackles ... you might be a redneck Dom.

 

[ghosst_K&H]

If the toolbox in the back of your 1984 Ford F150 doubles as your spanking bench...You might be a Redneck Dom

If your favorite flogger is made out of 1973 Chevy Nova alternator belts...You might just be a Redneck Dom

If you prefer Deer play over Pony play...You might be a Redneck Dom

If you thought Deliverance was a BDSM movie...You ARE a Redneck Dom.

 

[Jay Davis]

If your collection of nipple pasties/danglies are limited to Corona & Bud caps ... you might be a redneck Dom.

Where I grew up (Austin, Tx), rednecks thought Corona was one of them fancy imported beers the uppity frat boys drank. Lone Star longnecks were the ultimate barley pop to the rednecks I knew.

Now, if you refuse to shoot them empty longneck bottles off the fence post because you're saving them for "better uses," you just might be a redneck Dom...

 

[sphynx's dragon]

Where I grew up (Austin, Tx), rednecks thought Corona was one of them fancy imported beers the uppity frat boys drank. Lone Star longnecks were the ultimate barley pop to the rednecks I knew.

Now, if you refuse to shoot them empty longneck bottles off the fence post because you're saving them for "better uses," you just might be a redneck Dom...

Oh yeah....Lone Star ...been a while since I had any of that. I actually tried to get some out here a year or two ago.

 

[BlueSugar]

If I use jumper cables instead of nipple/clit clamps does that make me a redneck?

or just plain psycho... but... we knew that already
What brings you to this neck of the litwoods, other then your initial post?
Have you been around here and I just haven't noticed or are you looking to break into the deep end ?

 

[Killishandra]

Hi DT. Nice to see you in here... and quite a few items on your list made me burst out laughing!

Thanks for the smile.