You might be a wannabe sub.................

[INSIDEYOURMIND]

If you don't know what "R/L" means... you might be a Wannabe

If you think it's not necessary to communicate what you need or want to your Dom because what you want is not important... you might be a Wannabe

If you've never considered the possibility that your online Master is really a 14-year-old named Jason... you might be a Wannabe.

If you think being collared and spanked online qualifies you as an experienced sub... you might be a Wannabe.

If you think you have no limits... you might be a Wannabe

If you think using your safeword means you're not a "real" sub... you might be a Wannabe

If you consent to wearing a Dom/Domme's brand at your first R/L session with Him or Her... you might be a Wannabe

If you think bruises and broken limbs are standard bdsm play....you might be a Wannabe

If you think you must have total respect for anyone who calls himself/herself Dom/Domme... you might be a Wannabe

If you think the best sub is the one who can stand the most pain... you might be a Wannabe

If you think R/L is just like cyber... you might be a Wannabe

If you consent your first live meet with a Dom/me without using a safety net... you might be a Wannabe

If you think being a sub is all about being abused... you might be a Wannabe

If you think CBT means "Come and Bring Toys"... you might be a Wannabe

If you have to remove your collar so your Master can walk his dog... you might be a Wannabe (and your Dom is really cheap)

If you think sub-space is the cage a Dom keeps His or Her sub in... you might be a Wannabe

If you think enemas are only given for medicinal purposes...you might be a Wannabe

If you think submission means never saying "no"... you might be a Wannabe

If you have to spit out your chewing tobacco before you can be gagged... you might be a redneck as well as a Wannabe

 

[nusubgurl]

You Just Might Be a Redneck Sub...

If you have ever gone to a play party in curlers and a kerchief, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you count your spankings "1...2...3...the next number...the next number...the next number...", you just might be a redneck sub.

If your safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin' Ma", you might just be a redneck sub.

If you know what your Dom expects from you by the way he belches, you just might be a redneck sub.

If your Dom tells you to fix him a steak, and you start by loading the shotgun, you just might be a redneck sub.

If fulfilling your Dom's every whim means picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels for him, you might just be a redneck sub.

If you have ever been bound and gagged in the bed of a rusty pickup you just might be a redneck sub.

If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of pink flamingos, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you have ever had to use your safeword in order to spit tobacco juice, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you have ever used nipple clamps in order to remove tics from Dom's huntin' dogs, you just might be a redneck sub.

 

[Recidiva]

I just have to say that having a 14 year old Dom with good credentials to run around with is a highly recommended experience. Now that the statute of limitations has worn off.

 

[chris9]

If you think CBT means "Come and Bring Toys"... you might be a Wannabe

But what does it mean?

And, if you don't mind the question, where is sinnOcent? I haven't seen her around for some time... (a couple of days)

 

[INSIDEYOURMIND]

CBT, cock and ball torture

carolyn (sinn0cent1) is fine, she has a cold, and her computer is down, she is working on it, and will be back shortly

 

[chris9]

CBT, cock and ball torture

carolyn (sinn0cent1) is fine, she has a cold, and her computer is down, she is working on it, and will be back shortly

Thanks for the info and tell sinn to get well and get her computer going again soon

 

[oddity83]

Redneck jokes, I love redneck jokes, to bad I can't share these with most of my co-workers.

 

[marieR19]

lol oh wow. Is it horrible that I can imagine myself doing some of the redneck ones?


Heather

 

[ThorkelGriersen]

You Just Might Be a Redneck Sub...

If you have ever gone to a play party in curlers and a kerchief, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you count your spankings "1...2...3...the next number...the next number...the next number...", you just might be a redneck sub.

If your safeword is "cut it out or I'm tellin' Ma", you might just be a redneck sub.

If you know what your Dom expects from you by the way he belches, you just might be a redneck sub.

If your Dom tells you to fix him a steak, and you start by loading the shotgun, you just might be a redneck sub.

If fulfilling your Dom's every whim means picking up a 12-pack and changing the TV channels for him, you might just be a redneck sub.

If you have ever been bound and gagged in the bed of a rusty pickup you just might be a redneck sub.

If you have ever tried to brighten the dungeon decor with a pair of pink flamingos, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you have ever had to use your safeword in order to spit tobacco juice, you just might be a redneck sub.

If you have ever used nipple clamps in order to remove tics from Dom's huntin' dogs, you just might be a redneck sub.

I almost choked from laughing.

 

[His_pita]

Those are all so great!

 

[averageblonde]

I loved these. Made me laugh and spit out my spaghetti and meatballs on the floor. Quick! 5 second rule!