You might be a wanna Dom ............

[INSIDEYOURMIND]

If you ever use the phrase "A real sub wouldn't have a problem doing that"... you might be a Wannabe If you think the word "submissive" means the same thing as "easy"... you might be a Wannabe

If you think leading your sub around by a leash in the supermarket is appropriate entertainment for everyone... you might be a Wannabe

If you think it's perfectly acceptable to address all submissives as "slut"... you might be a Wannabe

If you think SSC stands for "See Submissives Cower"...you might be a Wannabe

If your vanity plate reads "MSTR-2-U"... you might be a Wannabe

If you enter a chat room and command all the subs to call you Sir... you might be a Wannabe

If you're trying to book a flight to GOR... you might be a Wannabe

If you think all subs put out on the first date... you might be a Wannabe

If you think the only purpose for nipple piercing is to have a place to hang your car keys... you might be a Wannabe

If you think the GOR novels are based in fact... you might be a Wannabe

If you can't understand why a sub refuses to meet you for the first time alone at your place... you might be a Wannabe

If you think limits are nothing you need to consider seriously... you might be a Wannabe

If you think safewords are for sissies... you might be a Wannabe

If you think placing a "Sir" or "Master" in front of your nick name automatically makes you a Dom... you might be a Wannabe

If you think R/L is just like cyber... you might be a Wannabe

If you think using lube for fisting or anal play is too kind... you might be a Wannabe (or a really mean sadist)

If you have to constantly refer to the owner's manual to use your toys... you might be a Wannabe

If you think Dom's can't show their feelings and need to be cold and aloof... you might be a Wannabe

If you have any reason to fear ATF Agents could confiscate your toys... you might be a Wannabe

If you think the KGB Interrogation Manual is the definitive "how to" book for BDSM... you might be a Wannabe.

If you think sterile needles for play piercing are too expensive to only use once... you might be a Wannabe

If household items don't inspire you (wooden spoons, clothespins, etc.)... you might be a Wannabe

If you think electricity play consists of plug in socket/exposed wires touching sub... you might be a Wannabe

If you think a bullwhip is the best choice for a warm up tool... you might be a Wannabe

 

[nusubgurl]

You Just Might Be a Redneck Dom...

If you use jumper cables instead of nipple/clit clamps…you might be a redneck Dom.

If your collection of nipple pasties/danglies are limited to Corona & Bud caps ... you might be a redneck Dom.

If the plastic bottle holders of your six pack double as cuffs and shackles ... you might be a redneck Dom.

If the toolbox in the back of your 1984 Ford F150 doubles as your spanking bench...You might be a redneck Dom.

If your favorite flogger is made out of 1973 Chevy Nova alternator belts...You might just be a redneck Dom.

If you prefer Deer play over Pony play...You might be a redneck Dom.

If you thought Deliverance was a BDSM movie...You ARE a redneck Dom.

If the floor of your dungeon is covered with oil slicks and grease stains, you just might be a redneck Dom.

If your idea of fetish gear is camouflage pants, NASCAR t-shirt and baseball cap, you just might be a redneck Dom.

If the only submissive you play with is also your wife, your sister and your aunt, you just might be a redneck Dom.

If you need to move carburetors and dead batteries to get at the St. Andrew's cross, you just might be a redneck Dom. LOL

If you keep your crops in a rack on the rear window of the cabin of your pick-up truck, you might just be a redneck Dom.

If your cane doubles as your CB antenna, you just might be a redneck Dom.

If your submissive sleeps outside in a cage and your hunting dogs share your bed, you just might be a redneck Dom.

If you repair your leather with duct tape, you might just be a redneck Dom.

If your idea of a quality leather shop is BillyJoeBob's Beer and Bait, you just might be a redneck Dom.

If you have ever had to take down the deer you were dressing in order to restrain your slave, you just might be a redneck Dom.

 

[catalina_francisco]

If you think a bullwhip is the best choice for a warm up tool... you might be a Wannabe

Sheesh, better not let him see this as we have never done the warm up thing, and do often start with the bullwhip, cane, or flogger!! I believe he didn't apply such rules to previous play partners, but then again he says none of them loved pain as much as I do...and thankfully as much as he likes to give it.

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[oddity83]

Sad but true on alot of those. The redneck ones are funny.

 

[chris9]

I didn't really get the 'redneck' Can someone explain what that means, please?

 

[Vixandra]

I didn't really get the 'redneck' Can someone explain what that means, please?

Dictionary.com says:

red·neck Audio pronunciation of "redneck" ( P )
1. Used as a disparaging term for a member of the white rural laboring class, especially in the southern United States.
2. A white person regarded as having a provincial, conservative, often bigoted attitude.

In my terms-
The name itself comes from frequently sunburned necks on generally poor (though there are rich rednecks) white people, usually from the Southern US, including and south of Tenn. Many of these live in the boonies (way away from major cities) and generaly use poor english and are often teased for inbreeding.

There are differences in rednecks depending on thier state of origen though.
An Arkansas or Tenn. RN is more likely to be teased for having "relations" with his sister then a TX one is.
The TX one is apt to be asked if he has cattle and rides bulls even if he lives no where near a ranch or farm of any kind.

 

[graceanne]

My daughter asked that the other day. What a redneck is is kinda hard to explain. It's more of an attitude I guess.

Jeff Foxworthy is a comedian who made himself famous by making redneck jokes. Here's some of his jokes:

http://www.frontiernet.net/~tzuleger/webjokes/red/rednecks.shtml

There's also a relatively new song called 'Redneck Woman' out that I love. It's hilarious. http://www.lyricstop.com/r/redneckwoman-gretchenwilson.html

 

[Betticus]

I hit myself in the ass once with a bullwhip. I thought I was gonna die! I danced around like a fairy and howled like crazy.

Important note to anyone using a 25 foot bullwhip, take care to notice which way the tail curls when it is flicked out behind you. It is the difference between an ass annihiliating crack on your ass cheek and having the tip of the whip miss you as it goes by.

A buddy of mine was teaching me how to use one as a teen when we were out on the ranch. A bullwhip by the way will completely destroy beer bottles, if you can hit them. I would seriously only consider using a 25 foot bullwhip on rapists, murderers and child molesters.

A good subbie might have to get whipped with a bright red raspberry flavored twizzler.

 

[graceanne]

I hit myself in the ass once with a bullwhip. I thought I was gonna die! I danced around like a fairy and howled like crazy.

*spew* OMG THE MENTAL PICTURE! You gotta post warning on these things, I'm laughing so hard I can't breath.

 

[Betticus]

*spew* OMG THE MENTAL PICTURE! You gotta post warning on these things, I'm laughing so hard I can't breath.

You should have seen me the time my buddy stuck me in the ass with an electric cattle prod. Vaccinating cows has never been such a chore.

I got him back though. I hit him on the neck with mine. Almost knocked him out.

 

[graceanne]

You should have seen me the time my buddy stuck me in the ass with an electric cattle prod. Vaccinating cows has never been such a chore.

I got him back though. I hit him on the neck with mine. Almost knocked him out.

*wheeze*

 

[Betticus]

*wheeze*

I jumped about four feet straight up in the air when that zapper tagged my ass. I was so po'ed. My nipples were rock hard for hours. I could have cut glass with em.

 

[graceanne]

I jumped about four feet straight up in the air when that zapper tagged my ass. I was so po'ed. My nipples were rock hard for hours. I could have cut glass with em.

*cough* You know you should be nicer to a sick lady. I'm about to turn blue here.

 

[sphynx's dragon]

OMG! Ok now I can't stop laughing...mainly cause I know what one of those can do!

 

[graceanne]

OMG! Ok now I can't stop laughing...mainly cause I know what one of those can do!

Which one?

 

[sphynx's dragon]

Which one?

The cattle prod...seen them in action...luckily for me my friends valued their lives enough NOT to try and tag me with one.

 

[graceanne]

The cattle prod...seen them in action...luckily for me my friends valued their lives enough NOT to try and tag me with one.

I'm soooooo glad I didn't grow up anywhere near cattle prods. I can think of a few child hood 'friends' who would have done that to me.

Once when I was climbing in between my aunts electric fence i bumped it and it threw me. Turned out that my cousin CJ (who was 2) had gotten to the controler and cranked it.

 

[Betticus]

OMG! Ok now I can't stop laughing...mainly cause I know what one of those can do!

*makes note* Send Sphynx a cattle prod for Christmas.

 

[graceanne]

*makes note* Send Sphynx a cattle prod for Christmas.

Make sure it's on.

 

[sphynx's dragon]

*makes note* Send Sphynx a cattle prod for Christmas.

*makes note "screen all packages prior to letting Her see them" *

 

[graceanne]

*makes note "screen all packages prior to letting Her see them" *

A better note woudl be not saying you're gonna do that on a forum she goes to.

 

[Betticus]

That's it. I'm taking my toys and going home!

 

[graceanne]

That's it. I'm taking my toys and going home!

You're already home. I know at your age it's hard to keep track of these things . . .


*runs and hides behind Killishandra*

 

[sphynx's dragon]

A better note woudl be not saying you're gonna do that on a forum she goes to.

Ummm...actually no worries...She'll forget even if She does read this.

 

[sphynx's dragon]

You're already home. I know at your age it's hard to keep track of these things . . .


*runs and hides behind Killishandra*

Hehehehe...that's a great place to be...wonderful view!