chun_gong
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- Joined
- Mar 8, 2006
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1. If you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed that they're talking about politics, you may be a submissive.
2. If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get jealous, you may be a submissive.
3. If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could care less what happens on Wall Street, you may be a submissive.
4. If you find yourself lying about your birthday just to get in an extra spanking or two during the course of a year, you may be a submissive.
5. If, deep in your mind, you think of tic-tac-toe as a game being played between the X's and The Story of O's, you may be a submissive.
6. If you hear a confused person say, "Beats me!" and you automatically yell out "Me next!," you may be a submissive.
7. If you think the best part of going to church is getting to kneel, you may be a submissive (The same holds true if you make up extra sins at confession so you can get a heavier penance).
8. If you actually wish your MasterCard would give you orders, you may be a submissive.
9. If you think that the three basic materials for bed sheets are linen, silk and leather, you may be a submissive (or at the least, kinky in general)
10. If you call your personal vibrator "Sir" you may be a submissive.
11. If you think your panties look best on you when pulled down around your knees, you may be a submissive.
12. If you see a road sign displaying, "Chains required" and wonder if that means whips are optional, you may be a submissive.
13. If you read a headline about sub warfare, and picture two naked women cat- fighting over a cute Dom, you may well be a submissive.
14. If you dream of a beautiful leather jacket with a full face hood, you may be a submissive.
1. If you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed that they're talking about politics, you may be a submissive.
2. If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get jealous, you may be a submissive.
3. If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could care less what happens on Wall Street, you may be a submissive.
4. If you find yourself lying about your birthday just to get in an extra spanking or two during the course of a year, you may be a submissive.
5. If, deep in your mind, you think of tic-tac-toe as a game being played between the X's and The Story of O's, you may be a submissive.
6. If you hear a confused person say, "Beats me!" and you automatically yell out "Me next!," you may be a submissive.
7. If you think the best part of going to church is getting to kneel, you may be a submissive (The same holds true if you make up extra sins at confession so you can get a heavier penance).
8. If you actually wish your MasterCard would give you orders, you may be a submissive.
9. If you think that the three basic materials for bed sheets are linen, silk and leather, you may be a submissive (or at the least, kinky in general)
10. If you call your personal vibrator "Sir" you may be a submissive.
11. If you think your panties look best on you when pulled down around your knees, you may be a submissive.
12. If you see a road sign displaying, "Chains required" and wonder if that means whips are optional, you may be a submissive.
13. If you read a headline about sub warfare, and picture two naked women cat- fighting over a cute Dom, you may well be a submissive.
14. If you dream of a beautiful leather jacket with a full face hood, you may be a submissive.
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