You lose a leg. . .

[Conager]

Do you opt for s prosthesis, or pick up a nice chair for wheelchair basketball?

I'd opt for staying bipedal, myself.

 

[Saint Peter]

Are you winning?

 

[Conager]

I already won. I was faced with the above thought in an admittedly drug-addled dream I had in 1987. In my dream, I was running over grassy hills on a prosthetic lower leg.

They ended up saving the leg. The leg was not in the level of jeopardy I feared at the time. It did not look like something one could reassemble.

I'm fairly spry on it.

 

[Saint Peter]

Your one legged ass kicking contest is second to none!

 

[Conager]

I've been known to kick my own ass with one leg.

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I'm right leg dominant but my left leg is my strong one now. Fortunately I skate and ski goofy foot.

 

[Tryharder62]

What is it about loosing a leg. Fermina_Daza wants half off on a leg wax if you only have one leg!!!

Speaking of dreams, last night I had a dream that my mother, my sister,my cousin and I were exchanging Christmas presents. For one thing my mother is dead. My cousin gave me a chunk of head cheese, two thin steaks already cooked and a coat. I gave the coat to my mother. Now that is a dream to analyze. Also, no drugs to blame it on.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I picked up a one legged hitchhiker one time. I pulled over and said, "Hop in".

 

[Conager]

I picked up a one legged hitchhiker one time. I pulled over and said, "Hop in".

I missed this the other day. LoL.

Fished a guy outta the lake the other day. Poor soul had lost his arms and legs! Name of Bob, good fella.

 

[MaybeMae]

I am too clumsy, I would have to go for the chair. ​

 

[Sean]

If you ever want to see a complete bunch of total psychos, watch wheelchair rugby.

 

[Conager]

I am too clumsy, I would have to go for the chair. ​

At one time, I was faster on crutches than I could run before crutches. Longer stride. It's like little modest pole vaulting leaps in series.

If you ever want to see a complete bunch of total psychos, watch wheelchair rugby.

Para-athletes are animals. Part of it must be they figure well I'm already broke might as well go for broke.

 

[johnnieblue44]

If you lose your left leg, then you’re immediately all right.

 

[MaybeMae]

At one time, I was faster on crutches than I could run before crutches. Longer stride. It's like little modest pole vaulting leaps in series.



Para-athletes are animals. Part of it must be they figure well I'm already broke might as well go for broke.

yes, but I am far too clumsy for crutches. I'm at risk of being hurt worse whenever I use them! ​

 

[Conager]

I'll get you fitted for an old-lady walker, then