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Clitoris is from the Greek word kleitoris meaning a hill.
In Japan men can buy panties, that have been worn by young girls,
from vending machines.
At one time experts believed that lesbianism was a result of an
over developed clitoris.
In the 1500s young women would break their hymen with their fingers
to avoid a medical condition called "strangulation of the uteris".
The ancient Romans considered one's ability at obscene putdowns a
specialized field of literacy or oratorical expertise.
The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight the end of their penises to enlongate them sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up.
In 1609 a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with 2 penises. Since then, there have been 80 documented cases of men w/ the same.
During foreplay, a woman's breast can increase in up to 25%.
The maximum depth at which vaginal stimulation occurs is only 2".
In the 1950s, it was found out that 75% of men cum within 2 minutes of penetration, with the orgasm lasting no longer than a few seconds. The longest documented for a women is one minute.
Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18 year old couples make love an average of 3 times a night, every night, until they're in their 30s, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
The maximum speed at which the erotic sensations travel from the skin to the brain has been clocked 156 MPH.
Women are 30% more sexually active during a full moon, and the most common love making time in the US is 11:00pm.
Intercourse peaks in July.
Except for the 1/2 dozon men who've shown up in emergency rooms over the years because they got too intimate with a vacuum cleaner, women are the more creative auto-eroticists, and they masturbate most frequently when in a stable relationship. Women are also better self-starters. 60% claiming to have discovered orgasm on their own, as opposed to only 25% of men.
Castrated men live an average of 13 years longer than those not castrated. And nuns live longest of all.
In 500 BC the Pythagoreans define sperm as a "clot of brain" containing hot vapor within it. With every ejaculation, man loses a bit of his brain. (Those ancient Greeks weren't so dumb were they.)
Useless Penis Facts
The word penis comes from Latin meaning tail.
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.1
Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
Largest erect penis 13 inches smallest erect penis 1.75 inches
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: Early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60% Percent of men who lie about masterbating 40%)
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm
# of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: Almost 6
In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.
Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.
Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.
Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquors) give it a pleasant and sugary taste. Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown, etc. (drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun)
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.
Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.
It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood,' a name for an a.m. erection.
Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.
Fun Facts for the Holidays
2.2 million people will be fired for saying something
inappropriate while at the office party.
300 thousand people will get divorced for what they said at the office party.
450 thousand unwanted pregnancies will occur as a result
of drinking at the office party.
50 thousand women will be so intoxicated that they will
not remember with whom they had sex with at the office party.
What Women Find Sexy In Men
Six feet or taller - 88%
Imposing body mass - 80%
Muscular/Athletic build - 76%
Broad shoulders - 72%
Large penis - 65%
Muscular arms - 64%
Small tight butt - 60%
Full head of hair - 55%
Sensual mouth - 37%
Narrow hips - 34%
Muscular legs - 31%
What Men Find Sexy In Women
Sensuous, erotic mouth - 83%
Full, firm breasts - 80%
Long, shapely legs - 77%
Slim figure - 73%
Shaved pubis - 67%
Rounded hips - 64%
Shapely thighs - 62%
Arched vulva - 54%
Most Popular Ways For Women To Achieve Orgasm
Clitoral and labial stimulation - 84%
Vaginal insertion - 20%
Mounting or rubbing objects - 11%
Breast stimulation - 11%
Squeezing thighs - 10%
Muscular contractions - 5%
Fantasy - 2%
Average Penis Lengths
Humpback Whale - 10 feet
Elephant - 6 feet
Bull - 3 feet
Stallion - 2.5 feet
Walrus - 2 feet
Rhinoceros - 2 feet
Pig - 18 inches
Tiger - 11 inches
Man* - 6 inches
Chimpanaee - 3 inches
Cat - 1 inch
Mosquito - 1/100 inch
*According to the Kinsey Report the longest
recorded human penis is 13" and the shortest 1.75".
Clitoris is from the Greek word kleitoris meaning a hill.
In Japan men can buy panties, that have been worn by young girls,
from vending machines.
At one time experts believed that lesbianism was a result of an
over developed clitoris.
In the 1500s young women would break their hymen with their fingers
to avoid a medical condition called "strangulation of the uteris".
The ancient Romans considered one's ability at obscene putdowns a
specialized field of literacy or oratorical expertise.
The Caramoja tribe of northern Uganda tie a weight the end of their penises to enlongate them sometimes to such a degree that the men literally have to knot them up.
In 1609 a doctor named Wecker found a corpse in Bologna with 2 penises. Since then, there have been 80 documented cases of men w/ the same.
During foreplay, a woman's breast can increase in up to 25%.
The maximum depth at which vaginal stimulation occurs is only 2".
In the 1950s, it was found out that 75% of men cum within 2 minutes of penetration, with the orgasm lasting no longer than a few seconds. The longest documented for a women is one minute.
Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18 year old couples make love an average of 3 times a night, every night, until they're in their 30s, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14.
The maximum speed at which the erotic sensations travel from the skin to the brain has been clocked 156 MPH.
Women are 30% more sexually active during a full moon, and the most common love making time in the US is 11:00pm.
Intercourse peaks in July.
Except for the 1/2 dozon men who've shown up in emergency rooms over the years because they got too intimate with a vacuum cleaner, women are the more creative auto-eroticists, and they masturbate most frequently when in a stable relationship. Women are also better self-starters. 60% claiming to have discovered orgasm on their own, as opposed to only 25% of men.
Castrated men live an average of 13 years longer than those not castrated. And nuns live longest of all.
In 500 BC the Pythagoreans define sperm as a "clot of brain" containing hot vapor within it. With every ejaculation, man loses a bit of his brain. (Those ancient Greeks weren't so dumb were they.)
Useless Penis Facts
The word penis comes from Latin meaning tail.
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Average length when erect: 5.1
Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
Largest erect penis 13 inches smallest erect penis 1.75 inches
Most arousing time of day/season for a man: Early morning/fall
Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight
Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60% Percent of men who lie about masterbating 40%)
Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks
Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
Average # of erections during the night: 9
Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds
Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)
Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm
Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm
Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm
# of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: Almost 6
In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet.
Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste.
Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest.
Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquors) give it a pleasant and sugary taste. Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey Brown, etc. (drinking a Corona with lime is double the fun)
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie.
Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower.
It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood,' a name for an a.m. erection.
Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.
Fun Facts for the Holidays
2.2 million people will be fired for saying something
inappropriate while at the office party.
300 thousand people will get divorced for what they said at the office party.
450 thousand unwanted pregnancies will occur as a result
of drinking at the office party.
50 thousand women will be so intoxicated that they will
not remember with whom they had sex with at the office party.
What Women Find Sexy In Men
Six feet or taller - 88%
Imposing body mass - 80%
Muscular/Athletic build - 76%
Broad shoulders - 72%
Large penis - 65%
Muscular arms - 64%
Small tight butt - 60%
Full head of hair - 55%
Sensual mouth - 37%
Narrow hips - 34%
Muscular legs - 31%
What Men Find Sexy In Women
Sensuous, erotic mouth - 83%
Full, firm breasts - 80%
Long, shapely legs - 77%
Slim figure - 73%
Shaved pubis - 67%
Rounded hips - 64%
Shapely thighs - 62%
Arched vulva - 54%
Most Popular Ways For Women To Achieve Orgasm
Clitoral and labial stimulation - 84%
Vaginal insertion - 20%
Mounting or rubbing objects - 11%
Breast stimulation - 11%
Squeezing thighs - 10%
Muscular contractions - 5%
Fantasy - 2%
Average Penis Lengths
Humpback Whale - 10 feet
Elephant - 6 feet
Bull - 3 feet
Stallion - 2.5 feet
Walrus - 2 feet
Rhinoceros - 2 feet
Pig - 18 inches
Tiger - 11 inches
Man* - 6 inches
Chimpanaee - 3 inches
Cat - 1 inch
Mosquito - 1/100 inch
*According to the Kinsey Report the longest
recorded human penis is 13" and the shortest 1.75".
