You know you're submissive when.....

MissTaken

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If you hear the term "House Whip" on CNN and then get disappointed that they're talking about politics.

If a friend of yours tells you she can't get out of the house because she's all tied up....and you get jealous.

If stocks and bonds fascinate you, but you could care less what happens on Wall Street.

If you find yourself lying about your birthday just to get in an extra spanking or two during the course of a year.


If, deep in your mind, you think of tic-tac-toe as a game being played between the X's and The Story of O's.

If you call your personal vibrator "Sir,"

If you think your panties look best on you when pulled down around your knees.

If you dream of a beautiful leather jacket with a full face hood.

and last but not least.......

If you read a headline about sub warfare, and picture two naked women cat- fighting over a cute Dom.
 
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Oh, Dear God Help Me.......

"sub warfare"!!!!!

I think I just woke up the whole house, I was laughing so hard!
 
Uh, Cym?

Birthday or not, I believe someone would be happy to offer you the birthday spankings you wish. :D
 
From the mega thread....

With all due respect to the Doms/Dommes posting, I found this little piece of hilarity on another site and wanted to share. (I do hope it hasn't been posted before. If so, sorry.)


The Sub's Blackboard Lessons

*I will not yell the safeword in the grocery store.
*I will not call Master "Dr. Death."
*I will not use Master's gags to keep the children quiet.
*I will not peek out of the blindfold.
*There is no such thing as "sub immunity."
*I will NOT wear panties.
*I wil not use Master's bondage table as a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool.
*"All the other Dom's let their subs do it" is not a valid excuse.
*"Ow. That hurt!* is not may safeword.
* I will not suggest we paint the ceiling biege when lying bound on my back.

Okay. Now that I have posted something in such poor taste, I will scoot out of here !
 
Re: From the mega thread....

One caveat: male subs are exempted from the no pantie rule
 
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OMG, Miss Taken- you really had me lol with those! I'm still laughing... :D
By the way, I just wanted to mention that every time I refer to a substitute teacher as a "sub", I think very dirty thoughts. For example, saying to my co-teacher, "I'm going to be out tomorrw. Do you want me to hire a sub?" brings all sorts of nasty visions to my mind. I've noticed that happening with other everyday things that can be construed as BDSMish. :)
 
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LOL Minx!

I imagine down there you have hoagies or heroes.

In the north country, we eat subs!

I usually order a half sub, but some will order a whole sub.

A party sub would be grand!

OUCH! I think I am tired to be thinking such silly things.
 
MT, we have heroes and subs down here. Maybe they're synonymous in more than one way? ;)
 
OMG......ROFLMAO..... that was great thanks for
sharing with us......
 
Hiya, lexy!

Welcome to lit and glad to have given you a chuckle or two.

:)
 
re: BDSM interpritations of vanilla speech

lilminx said:
OMG, Miss Taken- you really had me lol with those! I'm still laughing... :D
By the way, I just wanted to mention that every time I refer to a substitute teacher as a "sub", I think very dirty thoughts. For example, saying to my co-teacher, "I'm going to be out tomorrw. Do you want me to hire a sub?" brings all sorts of nasty visions to my mind. I've noticed that happening with other everyday things that can be construed as BDSMish. :)

I am getting married in june and whilst browsing the messages on a wedding forum I came across this title
"to strap or not to strap"
now I ask you what was I suppoused to think?
another classic was:
"subbing for the groom" !
 
lexy24 said:
I HOPE YOU HAVE A HAPPY BIRTHDAY :)
ACK!
No no no no no no!

I mean, thank you!
It's so nice of you.. sweet and good hearted.
Thank you.

But it was just a joke.
My bday was in November, as many here know.

I'm sorry - didn't think anyone would take it seriously.
You could, uh, punish me for this little indiscretion, you know...
:D
 
cymbidia said:
ACK!
No no no no no no!

I mean, thank you!
It's so nice of you.. sweet and good hearted.
Thank you.

But it was just a joke.
My bday was in November, as many here know.

I'm sorry - didn't think anyone would take it seriously.
You could, uh, punish me for this little indiscretion, you know...
:D

Hehehe
Did you Doms catch that?
Somebodys been baaaad!
*waiting for her spanking*
:D :devil:
 
I will see that spanking and raise you a paddling!

:D


Cym: I checked your profile before falling into the birthday train of thought.

Of course, everyday should be a special day full of love, kisses and sound paddlings!


:D
 
I'm in, I see your paddle and bump you a riding crop......


:p Cop4u :p
 
Making me laugh that hard...

deserves a thorough paddling! Bend over, MissT, my dear... your ass is in dire need of attention!

btw, hon... checked your email lately? I PMed you, but your box was full, so I emailed it instead.

*hugs, kisses, and loads of discipline for the lovely subs!*

subs? I always think of "Dive! Dive! Dive!"

That, and the subs are full of seamen jokes...
 
Cop4u_69 said:
I'm in, I see your paddle and bump you a riding crop......


:p Cop4u :p

Thank you! I always love a man in uniform with free , hi quality cuffs! :)





And Magister! Get on aol once in a while..... *smirks*
 
grin...i have a friend who's a sub teacher right now and knowing her proclivities I have begun to imagine that job in a whole new light....
 
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