You know you're on a bad date when...

[CrystallineTears]

1. You order a Double Whopper and he says, "Hey, my name
ain't Rockefeller, honey."

2. He's been on Geraldo once and Jerry Springer twice.

3. He seems to know an awful lot about your shower routine.

4. Your dinner reservations are under "Loser, party of 2."

5. He's late and calls to tell you he'll pick you up, just as soon as the stand off with the police is over.



I was bored and thought I'd share

 

[Burner]

oh how bout half way threw she tells you she only dates black guys and only wants to be my friend that sucked....damn bitch ofcouse that was after i bought the dinner and movie tickets

 

[Outlaw]

The bad date

When you go to the restaurant and she says "Wow, it looks a lot different above the table!"

When you ask where she wants to eat and she replies "Anywhere where food comes in a bucket with a shovel"

When you agree to meet her at her favourite club, and it's for stamp collecting.

When you say dress up and she thinks you mean wear shoes.

 

[Problem Child]

oh how bout half way threw she tells you she only dates black guys and only wants to be my friend that sucked....damn bitch ofcouse that was after i bought the dinner and movie tickets

I'm sometimes overwhelmed by the intellect that manages to stagger in here....

 

[SimplySouthern]

PC...great quote. I must use that sometime. Barbed wire and razor blades indeed.

 

[Problem Child]

Thanks SS *blush*

 

[Bob Peale]

I'm sometimes overwhelmed by the intellect that manages to stagger in here....

I agree. If ever there was a better example of why the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

Can't live with them, can't leave 'em out on the curb when you're done.

 

[DarlingBri]

I agree. If ever there was a better example of why the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

Oh, I'm sure I can find you one or two even tastier entrees around here...

What is WRONG with these people?

 

[Bob Peale]

Oh, I'm sure I can find you one or two even tastier entrees around here...

That's why I love you so Bri!