WriterDom
Good to the last drop
- Joined
- Jun 25, 2000
- Posts
- 20,077
... you buy clothespins in the supersize family economy bags
and you don't have a family or a clothesline.
... there's enough rope in your bedroom to scale Mt. Everest.
... you find yourself wandering through the wax museum's medieval torture
chamber making comments like
"gimme a break, my Dom's grandmother could get out of that!"
... getting tattooed and pierced is merely foreplay.
... you bought a souvenir replica of the Washington Memorial because you were
too cheap to go to the adult store
and get a real butt plug.
... you think Hannibal Lecter is a snazzy dresser.
... someone tries to talk you out of your blind date by saying he's sick and
sadistic and you perk, god I hope so!
... you think VA stands for Vanilla Anonymous.
... turning the switch on has precious little to do with making the lights
come on when you enter the room.
... the first thing you check when looking for a new car is whether the trunk
can hold a bound submissive or two.
... you take advantage of the needle exchange program
in your city and you have never used
intravenous drugs in your entire life.
... you fake injuries just so you can replenish the
medical play kit from the ER.
... when you're told your brother-in-law is pussy whipped, it takes you a
moment to realize that doesn't
necessarily mean he's transgendered.
... you can accurately convert horsepower to # of ponygirls harnessed.
... someone calls your wife a slut and you thank them.
... your favorite letter of the alphabet is O.
... nose to the grindstone is an orgasmic abrasion fantasy.
... you refer to your fully equipped van as "Squeals on Wheels."
... your travel agent recommends a 4 star bed and breakfast as part of your
vacation plans; you yawn and ask where the nearest Dungeon and Gruel is to
your destination.
... investing in stocks and bonds means refurbishing the play area.
... your children think your primary language is acronyms.
... you have a habit of calling conversion vans perversion vans.
... you overhear your neighbor training his dog to sit, beg, play dead,
rollover; and find yourself obeying quicker than the dog does.
... you need to rent a U-Haul to get your toys to the play party.
and you don't have a family or a clothesline.
... there's enough rope in your bedroom to scale Mt. Everest.
... you find yourself wandering through the wax museum's medieval torture
chamber making comments like
"gimme a break, my Dom's grandmother could get out of that!"
... getting tattooed and pierced is merely foreplay.
... you bought a souvenir replica of the Washington Memorial because you were
too cheap to go to the adult store
and get a real butt plug.
... you think Hannibal Lecter is a snazzy dresser.
... someone tries to talk you out of your blind date by saying he's sick and
sadistic and you perk, god I hope so!
... you think VA stands for Vanilla Anonymous.
... turning the switch on has precious little to do with making the lights
come on when you enter the room.
... the first thing you check when looking for a new car is whether the trunk
can hold a bound submissive or two.
... you take advantage of the needle exchange program
in your city and you have never used
intravenous drugs in your entire life.
... you fake injuries just so you can replenish the
medical play kit from the ER.
... when you're told your brother-in-law is pussy whipped, it takes you a
moment to realize that doesn't
necessarily mean he's transgendered.
... you can accurately convert horsepower to # of ponygirls harnessed.
... someone calls your wife a slut and you thank them.
... your favorite letter of the alphabet is O.
... nose to the grindstone is an orgasmic abrasion fantasy.
... you refer to your fully equipped van as "Squeals on Wheels."
... your travel agent recommends a 4 star bed and breakfast as part of your
vacation plans; you yawn and ask where the nearest Dungeon and Gruel is to
your destination.
... investing in stocks and bonds means refurbishing the play area.
... your children think your primary language is acronyms.
... you have a habit of calling conversion vans perversion vans.
... you overhear your neighbor training his dog to sit, beg, play dead,
rollover; and find yourself obeying quicker than the dog does.
... you need to rent a U-Haul to get your toys to the play party.
