You Know You're Getting Older When:

[HBergeron]

YKYGOW:

You rarely just stay inside her and start Round 2 immediately.

 

[Lost_Yonder]

YKYGOW

foreplay includes removing your hearing aid and putting your walking cane away

 

[mnbreastluver]

YKYGOW

Too many birthdays will kill you

 

[Smoothshavendad]

I knew the minute I found a grey pubic hair. I started shaving that very day.

 

[BlackCashmere]

You know you're getting older when...

You wake up in the morning and every bone in your body seems to ache...for real...

But then, maybe it is all the stairs in this home...I'm not used to them...

 

[Lost_Yonder]

You know you're getting older when...

You wake up in the morning and every bone in your body seems to ache...for real...

But then, maybe it is all the stairs in this home...I'm not used to them...

YKYGOW

You intentionally buy a ranch style home so you don't have to worry about stairs and planning ahead for the coming days when you might need a cane, walker, or wheelchair

 

[BlackCashmere]

YKYGOW

You intentionally buy a ranch style home so you don't have to worry about stairs and planning ahead for the coming days when you might need a cane, walker, or wheelchair

Nods

 

[bobb_sledd]

YKYGOW it's just another day that an erection is unlikely to occur.

 

[Hornblende]

Your eyebrows need trimming!

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

Staying up till 11pm or midnight is "staying up late"

11???? more like 9/10...ugh

 

[fsa52]

You need your glasses to locate your glasses which you find on your head.

 

[Kittyscave]

YKYAGOW... there are Lit threads devoted to groups of people over your age.

I'm thankful, though, given how rough it is to get out of the house with my walker and support hose.

 

[mnbreastluver]

YKYAGOW you put the milk in the pantry.

 

[bluekitty69]

You know you're getting older when....when you go to the Henry Ford museum and the Marque that was in front of the drive in movie theater you would go to as a kid, is on display!
Also knowing what a drive in theater is!

Nothing makes you feel old like part of you're childhood is in a museum!...

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

YKYGOW you wake up every morning and celebrate that first breath like you just won the lottery

 

[Sexybritches69]

YKYGOW your favorite restaurant relocates, and their “new” location has actually been open for 25 years now.

 

[HBergeron]

Thank you for joining in, everybody! (My God! I do so many of these...)

YKYGOW

You choose evening snacks based on their effect on your next morning's bathroom 'routine'.

 

[curvyangel1969]

YKYGOW

When you look all over the house for your cell phone and your talking on it.

 

[dearc]

YKYGOW
When you remember people became famous because they had talent.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

YKYGOW
you need to take a shower to massage the stiffness in your bones and the cracking sound after getting out of bed.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

YKYGOW your favorite hits can be heard as elevator music

 

[Downundergirl79]

YKYGOW it takes you a week to recover after a big night out

 

[HBergeron]

YKYGOW

The best way to forget what you were doing is to walk through a doorway.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

YKYGOW

You start living your romantic life, like there's no tomorrow

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

YKYGOW your kids are named earth, wind and fire