You Know You're Getting Old When...

CrimsonMaiden

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the kids are gone to their grandparents' house for the weekend, and you and hubby spent the weekend watching tv, going to the store, and hanging out at the local watering hole playing pool... and you don't have actual* sex even one time.



* by actual I mean insert tab A into slot B, lol
 
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the kids are gone to their grandparents' house for the weekend, and you and hubby spent the weekend watching tv, going to the store, and hanging out at the local watering hold playing pool... and you don't have actual* sex even one time.



* by actual I mean insert tab A into slot B, lol
That may well be the start, but just wait until you are the grandparents looking after the kids...

And you've lost count of how many times that's happened since tab A got into slot B!
 
You know you're getting old when you and your husband have separate bedrooms, and like it that way. We both sleep better (he likes a soft mattress, I like mine firm). Of course, we visit from time to time, but as far as sleep goes, I want my bed all to myself. :D
 
You know you're getting old when you and your husband have separate bedrooms, and like it that way. We both sleep better (he likes a soft mattress, I like mine firm). Of course, we visit from time to time, but as far as sleep goes, I want my bed all to myself. :D
You two sound like my Mum and Dad!

I do see the point, but it's like wearing something in bed - I hope I never get that old.

:rose:
 
You two sound like my Mum and Dad!

I do see the point, but it's like wearing something in bed - I hope I never get that old.

:rose:

I never shared a bed until I got married. I didn't like it then, and I don't like it now. I'm selfish: I want the whole damn bed to myself. :D
 
I never shared a bed until I got married. I didn't like it then, and I don't like it now. I'm selfish: I want the whole damn bed to myself. :D
I do recognise that, but for me I prefer that to be an occasional indulgence. If she usually wasn't there, I'd feel lonely.
 
when you get a bad back ache n your partner is longing for sex.. i like sweden they have something called a marital rape..
 
I never shared a bed until I got married. I didn't like it then, and I don't like it now. I'm selfish: I want the whole damn bed to myself. :D

For me it would be selflessness if I were to not share a bed with someone (not that I have anyone to not share a bed with :rolleyes: ). I'm so restless I doubt anyone could sleep next to me. More power to them if they could.
 
You know you're getting old when your students ask "Gee, sir, what was it like to be alive back then?"
Nothing makes you feel no longer young than being seen as a living historical archive...
 
the kids are gone to their grandparents' house for the weekend, and you and hubby spent the weekend watching tv, going to the store, and hanging out at the local watering hole playing pool... and you don't have actual* sex even one time.
* by actual I mean insert tab A into slot B, lol
Why not take charge? Not in bed, but in areas of erotica and fantasy. Instead of going to the local watering hole to play pool, for example, entice him to go to the local lesbian bar with you. Here, you can play with him - tell him what chicks are attractive to you (even if you don't have an interest in chicks), find out what turns him on about chicks and take it home to bed. :D :kiss:
 
Why not take charge? Not in bed, but in areas of erotica and fantasy. Instead of going to the local watering hole to play pool, for example, entice him to go to the local lesbian bar with you. Here, you can play with him - tell him what chicks are attractive to you (even if you don't have an interest in chicks), find out what turns him on about chicks and take it home to bed. :D :kiss:

We don't have a local lesbian bar... This is a small jerkwater cow-town (in other words, you'd miss it if you blinked), so we are lucky to have even the place with the pool tables. Besides, I *like* playing pool and when the kids are here, we don't get to do it very often. However, I'd like to be able to do both! lol

As far as the taking charge part, I have problems with that... As much as I want to, I am very timid with that kind of stuff due to previous issues and such. I'm working on it and improving, but it's slow going. :eek:
 
We don't have a local lesbian bar... This is a small jerkwater cow-town (in other words, you'd miss it if you blinked), so we are lucky to have even the place with the pool tables. Besides, I *like* playing pool and when the kids are here, we don't get to do it very often. However, I'd like to be able to do both! lol

As far as the taking charge part, I have problems with that... As much as I want to, I am very timid with that kind of stuff due to previous issues and such. I'm working on it and improving, but it's slow going. :eek:
Well, I know that you are a bit sub, and I don't mean to tell you to take a lot of charge, but what about a small step? Buy him some underpants that turn you on. That's a start. :D:kiss:
 
Well, I know that you are a bit sub, and I don't mean to tell you to take a lot of charge, but what about a small step? Buy him some underpants that turn you on. That's a start. :D:kiss:

Actually, I'm not. Quiet and timid doesn't necessarily mean submissive. Just ask my husband. He'll tell you there's not a submissive bone in my body. It causes problems sometimes. Y'all just tend to see my quiet, reserved self because I often (not always, mind you, but most of the time) bite my tongue instead of saying something that's going to piss people off.
 
the kids are gone to their grandparents' house for the weekend, and you and hubby spent the weekend watching tv, going to the store, and hanging out at the local watering hole playing pool... and you don't have actual* sex even one time.



* by actual I mean insert tab A into slot B, lol

Whew! I'm not old yet.
 
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