You Know you're addicted to Lit when...

[English Lady]

* Your computer seat is constantly damp or has a permenant white stain on it!


* You watch innocent TV and EVERYTHING sounds suggestive.


*You think of a question and rush to post it in the "How to" forum.


*You know more sexual trivia than a human needs to know!



*You look at people on the street and try and work out a literotica handle for them!


Feel free to add your own signs to the list

 

[MercyMia]

Hi EL

You know you're addicted to Lit when

--Numbers turn you on.

--You start talking about what a Literotican said and then fumble because you can't exactly explain how you "know" that person.

--You call people in real life by their initials.

 

[English Lady]

*LOL* excellent additions Mia!

You know you're addicted to lit when...

*Reading becomes a sexual passtime

*You know more than 5 word to describe each sexual organ

*You think the kama sutra is boring!

 

[redrider4u]

YKYATL

When............

~A quick check of your favorite threads evolves into 3 hours.

~You're upto date on all the time zone differences between your
buddies in the UK, NZ, and Perth/Sydney AU., etc.

~After reading someone's posting, you simply have to read their
prose and poetry.

~You respond to quite silly polls, then read all the postings.

~As you stroll about your community, you wonder....."Could she
be 'Vixen_of_midnight's_hellish_delight?' "

 

[Arden]

You Know you're addicted to Lit when...

You find yourself reading posts in your dreams!
Been there, done that lol!

 

[Feistyred16]

You Know you're addicted when The LIT server is down and you're pacing the floor wondering WTF am I going to do NOW???

 

[English Lady]

thank you redrider4u ,arden and fiestyred16 they are all things i can associate with!


You know you're addicted to lit when :

* you get up in the night to use the toilet and you just have to check on lit before you go back to bed(generally many hours later!)

 

[Feistyred16]

thank you redrider4u ,arden and fiestyred16 they are all things i can associate with!


You know you're addicted to lit when :

* you get up in the night to use the toilet and you just have to check on lit before you go back to bed(generally many hours later!)

OMG!...I thought I was weird for doing that...NOW I know I'm not...lol

 

[redrider4u]

Addicted when.......

~You begin your day with the daily porn flick trailer on Lit

~Have to regularly check the votes and scores on your stories

~Wondering......."damn, where is she? She should be on now."

~Surf the new stories section regularly.

~Set a 13" TV next to your monitor so you can watch the game and suf Lit simultaneously.

 

[English Lady]

*LOL*


You know you're addicted to lit when:

* you buy a digital camera so you can create your own AV

 

[omahaman2]

YOU KNOW YOURE ADDICTED WHEN...

You wake up with letters impressions on your forehead

You call everyone by a nickname

When someone tells a joke in the real world,
you have to stop yourself from saying LO.

You cant figure out why the bannanas at your grocery store dont dance

 

[English Lady]

*LOL* @ the

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO LIT WHEN...............

You get up an hour or two early in the morning before work so that you can see what's been posted as you slept.

You leave your PC on while doing things around the house so that you can "check" for the latest emails as you pass by.

You and your lover have full conversations about what's going on at Lit.

As you fall asleep at night, you are thinking of good thread topics/ and or replies to current posts.

You wonder what was so great about life before your introduction to Lit.

All your friends are at Lit. (not this bad yet!!)

And as omahaman2 posted. Still looking for those @#$%#%%^ dancing 's at my local market!!


-kym- >>sigh<< Is there such a thing as Lit anon?

 

[English Lady]

Kym..i think we just have to give in to the addiction!

 

[TheLonebeagle]

you know your addicted, when you move the fridge into the computer room, so you don't need to leave the keyboard to get a cold drink


You log on for a hour and suddenly its daylight again

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Kym..i think we just have to give in to the addiction!

~~~laughing~~~ Yea English Lady, I have. Hi, my name is kym and I'm a Lit addict.
MY-Sir tells me that I spend too much time here. But he's OK with it. He laughs when he sees some of my posts.


-kym- Looking forward to being on your side of the pond in September

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

you know your addicted, when you move the fridge into the computer room, so you don't need to leave the keyboard to get a cold drink


You log on for a hour and suddenly its daylight again

Damn!! Hadn't thought about moving the fridge! Thanx TLB!! Brilliant!


-kym- Hmm, where can I put that big side by side??

 

[TheLonebeagle]

~~~laughing~~~ Yea English Lady, I have. Hi, my name is kym and I'm a Lit addict.
MY-Sir tells me that I spend too much time here. But he's OK with it. He laughs when he sees some of my posts.


-kym- Looking forward to being on your side of the pond in September

Looking forward to having you

This side of the pond that is

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Looking forward to having you

This side of the pond that is

Not as much as I'm looking forward to being on that side of the pond Darlin! Its been way too long!

-kym- In dire need of MY-Sir

 

[TheLonebeagle]

Not as much as I'm looking forward to being on that side of the pond Darlin! Its been way too long!

-kym- In dire need of MY-Sir

Been over a year since I was on your side.

Ohh one more

you know your addicted , when you go to type replies to your conversations

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Been over a year since I was on your side.

Ohh one more

you know your addicted , when you go to type replies to your conversations

Oh my!!!! I wasn't aware that my addiction had achieved such great proportions! Thank you very much TLB for pointing out that fact to me! Now I'm even more depressed! NOT!!

You know you're addicted when.............you sit at your pc roaring with laughter at what you read on a post, and you don't care what the neighbours think

-kym- Well into my addiction and feeling quite comfortable

 

[English Lady]

You know you're addicted to lit when :

*You have to sit at your PC to masturbate!


I am a literotica slut and proud of it

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

You know you're addicted to lit when :

*You have to sit at your PC to masturbate!


I am a literotica slut and proud of it

Oh deeeeaaarrrr.............. Another tell tale sign! Yep, I'm a confirmed Litaholic. Call me a slut too English Lady, but this is more fun than sitting in front of the "idiot's lantern" and watching some moronic sitcom that I've been told is funny, but I find dross rubbish. At least I'm on the same page with many here.

-kym- a proud Litaholic

 

[Vinde]

Ok this thread is scaring me. I am definitely addicted.

you know you are addicted to lit because you look forward to summer holidays in front of the computer, but that's not me

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Ok this thread is scaring me. I am definitely addicted.

you know you are addicted to lit because you look forward to summer holidays in front of the computer, but that's not me

You know your addicted to Lit when you see a fellow Litster who you haven't "seen" in a week and get a huge smile
Hiya Vinde, how's it going? Good to see you 'round.

-kym- ~~waving to Vinde~~