You Know You're A Diehard Literotica Reader When...

[SlickTony]

You're listening to Talk of the Nation, where they're discussing the geography of politics, and when it is stated that most people don't move to a place for its political climate, some woman calls in taking issue with that--she chose the place she moved to because its views on freedom to choose and gay and lesbian rights...and you think: "Damn! She must be calling from Reed, IL!*"







*The town that most of Wavyscribe's stories are set in

 

[A7inchPhildo]

That is good! I often find myself placing daily events into related stories from Lit.

Tony since you are from North FL. you may also listen to the Lex and Terry talk show. I swear 90% of the callers are either in the lez, incest, loving wife, or bondage stories as characters.

I did not know they were all from Reed, IL. I thought they were from our very own Freakvile. Shhh! Oh, I get it, Reed, IL. is an alias for Jax. Don't worry I won't tell anyone.

 

[snooper]

You Know You're A Diehard Literotica Reader When...
You're listening to Talk of the Nation, ...

Not quite. It is when you realise you haven't watched anything on TV for a week because all your available time is spent on these boards or trawling for stories you missed.

 

[Couture]

When you see a sign for the new "creampie" sundae at Sonic and you think about an entirely different creampie.

 

[SlickTony]

Oh, I get it, Reed, IL. is an alias for Jax. Don't worry I won't tell anyone.

No, not hardly. When the characters have business that takes them out of Reed, they usually have to go to Chicago, so it really is meant to be taken as an Illinois town.

Jacksonville has many good features, but I've never seen as much conservatism, such an attitude of Holy-Rollerism and as many storefront churches in any other place where I've ever lived. OTOH, I've had enough practical experience of life to prefer making a living in disguise, in conservative surroundings, than to starve in an atmosphere of liberalism.

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmmm

Yea it's worrying, I find myself looking at young women and comparing them with Lit story characters as described in most tales on here.

Not many 5ft 4in birds with 44DDD tits, a perfect hour glass figure, long blonde hair, superb shapely legs, looking like a super model, with a perfect shaved pussy, that can accommodate Mylon's 14 inch cock up to the makers name, and go round screaming I'm Cummmmmminnnnnnngggggg, in our area though.

 

[Un-registered]

Re: Hmmmmmmm

Yea it's worrying, I find myself looking at young women and comparing them with Lit story characters as described in most tales on here.

Not many 5ft 4in birds with 44DDD tits, a perfect hour glass figure, long blonde hair, superb shapely legs, looking like a super model, with a perfect shaved pussy, that can accommodate Mylon's 14 inch cock up to the makers name, and go round screaming I'm Cummmmmminnnnnnngggggg, in our area though.

You could try moving.

 

[pop_54]

Ha!

Hello U_R where you been all this time? How's it going??

Tried moving 6 times, still can't bloody find one

 

[McKenna]

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[oggbashan]

...When someone mentions they are reading Gulliver's Travels in one of their Lit classes and you are

a.) Immediately reminded of Og's version, and
b.) Ask them what they think of the sexual connotations of the story.



This did happen, for which I was immediately reprimanded by some other woman (read: ultrafrigidnosexbitch) who said, "A person can read sex into anything."

Thanks for the plug. Must get back to Brobdingnag and after that there are the Yahoos to consider. Or not.

Swift's original has many sexual references without my additions. He is also rude about lawyers and politicians. What's new?

Og

 

[McKenna]

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[SlickTony]

It's been ages since I read Gulliver's Travels all the way through, but it seems to me that it had a lot of sexual connotations in it. Also, Swift was quite scatological. I always think about the passage where the government in (I think) Langdon has determined that they can examine people's turds and determine whether they are up to something criminal, when I hear or read anything about drug testing.

 

[sweetnpetite]

not being familiar with the term scatalogical, I looked it up:


sca·tol·o·gy ( P ) Pronunciation Key (sk-tl-j, sk-)
n. pl. sca·tol·o·gies
The study of fecal excrement, as in medicine, paleontology, or biology.

An obsession with excrement or excretory functions.
The psychiatric study of such an obsession.
Obscene language or literature, especially that dealing pruriently or humorously with excrement and excretory functions.


(I'm sure I'm not the only dummy who doesn't know this)

 

[jeanne_d_artois]

I use scatalogical in my profile.

I enjoyed Swift as a child and still enjoy reading him because his political satire is still valid.

The comments above from the lady who hadn't read him are typical. Many books regarded as children's classics have adult themes that children do not recognise.

If you haven't read a book how can you comment on it?

Jeanne.

 

[pop_54]

Ha!

I use scatalogical in my profile.

I enjoyed Swift as a child and still enjoy reading him because his political satire is still valid.

The comments above from the lady who hadn't read him are typical. Many books regarded as children's classics have adult themes that children do not recognise.

If you haven't read a book how can you comment on it?

Jeanne.

Ah that explains it, I must have understood the sexual innuendo, damn me, no wonder I turned out the way I am

Almost all kids books contain the authors brand of adult innuendo liberally chucked in here and there, I love reading them now that I do understand it.

That's why I wrote the parody of Famous Five, old Enid never said anything dirty, but sure as hell hinted.