You know you need a new lawyer when...

[Rosebud]

1. During your first consultation, the lawyer tries to sell you Amway

2. A lawyer tells you that his/her last good case was a "Budweiser"

3. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other

4. During the trial, you catch your lawyer playing his/her gameboy

5. A prison guard is shaving your head

6. Your lawyer places a "NO REFUNDS" sign on the defense table

7. Your lawyer begins closing arguments with, "As Ally McBeal once said"

8. You overhear your lawyer ask, "The judge is the one with the little hammer, right?"

9. The sign in front of your lawyer's office reads, "Practicing law since 2:25"

10. Your lawyer cites the legal case of Godzilla vs. Mothra

 

[Nicole]

And I thought Simply Southern was your best friend *shrugs Shoulders*

It was good though, but then again you always make me laugh. WooHoo

 

[Guest]

How much more spam you plan on posting today? Have you and bobtoad777 been introduced yet?

 

[Rosebud]

How much more spam you plan on posting today? Have you and bobtoad777 been introduced yet?

first of all things...you spell break...B-R-E-A-K not bread...but I know that trolls can't spell soooo
and secondly...I will post as much shit as I want to...this is a free open site...
I must of pissed in your wheaties because I know you are a regular...if you can't confront me in your registered board name then fuck off....Have a nice day

 

[Nicole]

Just wondering ... is your name gimme a break or gimme a bread???

Cause here you go *Handing you a loaf of bread*


Damnit Rosebud you beat me. Well said though.

Now get ready for the talk to start, I know, I know I need to get a husband of my own and stop being a Slut. Don't tell me again I've heard it all before

Have a Nice Day Troll/Trollette



[Edited by Nicole on 10-05-2000 at 04:11 PM]

 

[wolfy]

Thanks rosebud twas funny The last case one was my fav.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Screw it..... I want a law-her please.

Failing that can I order Rosebud in briefs?

 

[Bobtoad777]

I have no bread how about a http://www.allseasonclipart.com/food/food1.gif?

 

[Siren]

Hahaha Roseybushes

 

[ANiceGuy]

speaking of Lawyer Humor

Speaking of Lawyer humor, which Rosebud was and a very good job did.

Did you hear about the woman who went to the doctor because her husband wanted to do her doggy style and put it in her ass?

The doc said that that was fairly normal but told her not to let him cum in her butt!

"But doc, what's wrong with that? I mean it's not like I could get pregnant if he came back there." she replied

"Oh yes you can!" he replied




"Where do you thing lawyers come from?" the doc told her!!!!

 

[Patryn]

Now THAT was funny.

 

[Siren]

Yep Patryn and it is.......

 

[Bobtoad777]

Now THAT was funny.

*offeres my hand to Patryn to shake

I agree with you Patryn that was Funny

 

[Rosebud]

For you My little siren of the seas
http://www.funnygreetings.com/flowers8/pansies.gif

 

[Siren]

Ah Rosey........

 

[Slut_boy]

Its funny how people love to tell lawyer jokes. Its even funnier how they like to tell them to lawyers. When I still practised I used to laugh along politely - now I can see the humour far clearer.

But, I thought that I would do the same to a dentist that I needed to see. It was the most painful fucking day of my life.

Oh you wanna hear the dentist joke: a guy walks into the dentist's surgery and pulls out his penis. The dentist tells him to put it back in his pants "I am a dentist I look at teeth" he says "I don't look at those". The man replies "Well take a look at this then, there's a tooth in it"

 

[Rosebud]

Come here slut-boy...i promise I won't leave a tooth in yours....
look into my eyes....you are getting horny....
http://www.aol.americangreetings.com/greetingcard/cardgifs/full/ap/2027530/graphic1.gif

[Edited by Rosebud on 10-06-2000 at 04:34 PM]

 

[Wizard]

Look out SB............be careful............

 

[Guest]

Come here slut-boy...i promise I won't leave a tooth in yours....
look into my eyes....you are getting horny....
http://www.aol.americangreetings.com/greetingcard/cardgifs/full/ap/2027530/graphic1.gif

[Edited by Rosebud on 10-06-2000 at 04:34 PM]

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Tell me what you want me to do.

I am all yours and yours alone.