You know you might be kinky..............

[INSIDEYOURMIND]

If you hear the words, "Let's whip something up", and food never enters your mind!

 

[DustyWolfe]

LOL... I know I wouldn't be thinking about food. I'd be heading for the toy bag.

 

[bullaford]

You know you might be kinky ...............

If you hear the words "I've been bad" and you start looking for who to spank.

If you see a set of clamps at the store and wonder how those could really be used.

When in the fresh produce section of the grocery store you aren't looking for something to eat.

 

[DustyWolfe]

You might be kinky if you...

Go to the home improvement store in hopes of finding something fun.

If you hear the words "Bad boy" and automatically flinch.

If you go to the pet store to buy pet food and come home with items for your own use.

 

[Stegral]

You might be kinky if:

You pick up a wooden spoon & it isn't for stirring something.

You own more leather than the average "biker"

You smile & say "where?" when someone says "Bite me"

You find yourself browsing the online cop supply site for "toys"

You pick up a broken oar on the beach & grin at what you just thought of...

You use the "stud finder" to place hooks for hanging things other than pictures....

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[Stegral]

you know you might be kinky....

If you find a vintage Hermes silk scarf with a design of riding crops, and giggle at the mental image it causes, at the same time you calculate the worth.

(Yes I did that last week...)

*wonders if you bought it *

 

[doveofserenity]

You Know You Might Be Kinky

If you see a ping pong paddle and think of a certain persons hands swinging it.

If you go to buy a canopy bed, and first thing you check is how sturdy the poles are.

 

[CutieMouse]

*****

 

[graceanne]

if you're at www.tshirthell.com looking at the babyshirts and covet the one that says 'I LOVE SPANKINGS'.

 

[myinnerslut]

here is a whole bunch of you know your kinky when e-cards. i sent some to A every once and a while and always get a luagh.

http://www.bdsm-greetings.com/kinkymain.html

 

[nh23]

You know your kinky when someone refers to a serial killer as sadistic and you roll your eyes, because the man has nothing on your Dom.

You know your kinky when you have more toys than your kids.

You know your kinky when you try to get arrested, just for the handcuffs , body cavity search, humiliation scene, and time in the cage.

You know your kinky when someone calls your wife a slut and you thank them.

You know your kinky when you spend more time on your knees than a Catholic priest.

Just some of my favorites from here http://members.aol.com/alkallah/ykyiskw.html

 

[HottieMama]

You know you're kinky when you are standing in the Back To School aisle at the neighborhood Target giggling while looking at wooden rulers, knowing it will never touch paper.

 

[TerragonSix]

I'll give it a shot. (Not a true BDSM person, but I'll try)

You might be kinky if...

During a football game, you hear the phrase "They will move the chains", and something quite different enters your mind.

When you gave someone a 'whipping', you did not necessarily mean beat them in competition.

If you have 3 spiked dog collars, but only 1 dog.

 

[graceanne]

...you sit on Santa's lap to tell him the toys you want for XMas, and get a free trip on the North Pole.

LOL

 

[graceanne]

...you refer to your fully equipped van as "Squeals on Wheels".

MIS - I'm enjoying that site WAY TOO MUCH.

 

[doveofserenity]

You know your kinky when you have more toys than your kids.

Loved that one, cause my "Toybox" is about as full as theirs.

 

[nh23]

Loved that one, cause my "Toybox" is about as full as theirs.

*giggles* Yeah, mine too.

 

[NALA CAYENNE]

You might be kinky if when in a mall you hear a mother yell, "Do you want a spanking?" and you assume the position

 

[h_i_s]

... when your PYL stops to look at dogleashs at your local PetCo you get excited while wondering if it's for your PYL's dog or for you.

or

... while accepting help from your mom with clearing the table and washing dishes after a family get together at your house, you worry that you may have forgotten to get the dildos out of the top rack of the dishwasher after cleaning up after being used by your PYL the night before.

or

... while watching The Little Shop of Horrors on DVD with your PYL and your children, your PYL and you make communicative acknowledgements by eyecontact to at least a half dozen references and/or hints at BDSM influences and/or acts.

 

[coy_one]

I spent more on new toys in the last month than I did on groceries.

That I went to the sex store and was disappointed because I had everything there

That I go to the sex store and they call me by name