You know you have sex on the brain when....

[Georgesowner1]

a woman buying a cigar in a thrift stop/gas station buy a cigar in a plastic tube (looks like low end dildo) and you wonder to your self if she plans to repurpose that case?

No wonder my husband says I am a sick puppy

 

[bazatheman]

i think that a Clinton/Lewinsky thing LOL

when you are in a supermarket and a women picks up a cucumber and runs her hands up and down it!

ps and its always good to pick up 2 mellons,hold them chest hight and see if any chicks/guys (choose ya preference of sexual choice) check ya out (try it it works but dont start fondling them as store security may shoot ya LOL )

 

[yeishia]

When the sight of even a banana makes me puddle

 

[justabrick]

When the sight of even a banana makes me puddle

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[yeishia]

giggles her head off and jumps the banana

 

[dragonrazor]

When you can look at a celebrity you would normally avoid due to something trivial like hair color and still think "I'd tap that"...especially when you're not normally prone to thoughts like "I'd tap that"

 

[Powerdog16]

When you can make sex jokes out of anything.....

Lady: I need to go to the store and buy a roast...

Man: I got your roast for you... RIGHT HERE!!!"

 

[Jokas_Wild]

Powerdog, that is fuckin brilliant. I've done that in my life and it doesn't end well, but it does get funny as hell after a few days. Props to you sir!